King Pak

I sing; I dance; I feel things.

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If the members of our society work hard enough, reducing people to numbers as we are, we may finally reach the pinnacle that is supporting AI that will create Art and Written Works for us. How glorious!

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Oof, MAGA hats start at $25 for a generic baseball cap. I can tell that I'm not their target audience.

https://t.co/sdldHuHwaf

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Like, it's not that I dislike rewatching Suits, but it's basically the misadventures of Louis messing everything up, with a side of shouting from Harvey.

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I taught my puppy this really cool trick. See, what happens, is that he wakes me up by licking my face and I end up scratching his neck every time in order to make him stop. It took a lot of training.

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That feeling when social media gives you a sign that you're addicted... https://t.co/GZd8VN1olY

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A #GreatStruggleinLife is that it is harder to bring yourself to do the dishes, than to actually do them. :((

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Some parts of the bible you don't really understand until you're older. For instance, apparently snakes used to talk and stuff. However, only like two snakes made it onto Noah's ark, tops. What we have now is the result of centuries of inbreeding and poor educational priorities.

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So my #dog saw that there's another #thedress meme going around (really, it's… https://t.co/BbdzGX1FJZ

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My favorite breakfast is more sleep.

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My phone costs more than my laptop, but I expect my laptop to last much longer and be more productive. Clearly, I need to re-think my priorities.

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Actually yeah, like 90% of articles complaining about Millennials can be applied to our President. :o

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Me: "I *get* dogs. They love me."

Also Me: "Since we're in Korea, maybe I should talk to this dog in Korean instead of English."

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As jokes generally subvert expectations of order, we can probably say that entropy is a prerequisite for quality humor.

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Wait, how is 'house-husband' a thing, but 'house-spouse' is not.

Say it with me: 'house-spouse'

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A nice about the internet age, is that explaining the joke is more normalized as opposed to something seen as excruciatingly cumbersome.

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Maybe why “Trump Grants 10-Day Waiver for the #JonesAct” https://t.co/WyCapTVKbe