Alex Palmer

I think, write sometimes, probably drink too much, and am an aspiring architect. Any more questions?

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Email anyone based on their personality w/ @CrystalKnowsMe. Join me on the invite list for #CrystalKnows: http://t.co/c29TqexIiM

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@samueltludwig I'm assuming you are referring to a BMW? I haven't. Never driven a German car actually.

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Hey you guys. Jethro Tull is really amazing. Lets not forget that.

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After about 4 years of pretty avid listening to The Shins, New Slang has never failed to strike me as extraordinary.

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East Village on a Thursday night #fb

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Speaking of trains... The person who decided E train frequency vs. A and C train frequency is an anti-Brooklyn biased hack.

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Waiting on the C train.

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Also, my train has been nearly empty both days this week. Excellent.

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And then they would be breaking their regular cleaning schedule of 'never' so it definitely won't happen.

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My daily commute subway station smells strongly of urine but of course it won't be cleaned because that would be too nice.

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St Patty's day is stupid.

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Usually.

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Verdict's in: I love NYC.

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It seems I have entered the week of perpetual Mondays. This is the worst.

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A delightful google doodle today. Happy birthday Douglas Adams! #fb

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Things I want to do: not go to bed. Things I don't want to do: go to bed. Things I should do: go to bed.

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My night has been so strange. Not sorry for sharing that incident. Not sorry at all. Enjoy the imagery!

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While walking down my street, I witnessed a cat having extremely loud and smelly diarrhea. Gross. You're welcome for that image.

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To the dude who popped the emergency exit for me because I used my metrocard on the wrong side of the station, YOU ARE A CHAMP. #fb

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Claiming that everyone in America should speak English is incredibly un-American. Unless freedom is a double standard to you. #realtalk