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[Bo @Bodittle]

People are tired of rioters and violent people on the left.

[maybe danielle 💻🚛🇺🇸 @maybedanielleee]

For those that moved to the South, please say the following statement 25 times — “We DO NOT call the cops on kids doing donuts in empty parking lots.”

We don’t do that. You don’t do that. Thank you.

[Trump Girl @TrumpGirlLove]

Big respect to this cop – he did what he had to do. 💙👮‍♂️🙏

[MILO @Nero]

Manners and etiquette are essential to our Great Restoration. If there’s one thing the wackos and turds and troons fear more than race or civil war it’s the expectation that they show up on time, in a suit, and look normal people in the eye, obeying the polite rituals of society.

[MILO @Nero]

Took a break and had a wholesome Saturday. Hate-watching Meghan Markle.

[NashSevereWx @NashSevereWx]

NHC update: Helene will weaken to a tropical depression (weaker than a tropical storm) when its center gets here tomorrow. Expecting wind gusts in the mid 30 MPH range. Secure outdoor stuff.

[NashSevereWx @NashSevereWx]

Rain ETA 6-7 PM tonight per latest HRRR model run. ⚠️ model may contain errors.

[CAP @thepandolfini]

@IsDylanBragg I can feel the rage from Tennessee

[reb @rebmasel]

the twist of the year tbh

[CAP @thepandolfini]

No chance I’m spending time washing my fruit when I get home. They get showers at the grocery regularly and I’m already annoyed they are damp when I’m fighting for my life to get them in a thin plastic bag in front of strangers.

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[Rebuttal Podcast @rebuttalpod]

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[CAP @thepandolfini]

@ZoeRoseBryant Unrelenting? Sort of like your terrible reviews?

[CAP @thepandolfini]

Anyone else that works in finance lose the ability to do mental math during their career? Just me?

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[CAP @thepandolfini]

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[CAP @thepandolfini]

To the people at the airports at 4AM, in outfits like you’re going to a four star Michelin restaurant. Please stop. The rest of us are tired.

[CAP @thepandolfini]

@godfree Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets

[Matt Swider (The Shortcut) @mattswider]

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[CAP @thepandolfini]

Don’t mind me. Waiting for 2020 to unload one final piece of drama.