eli

i sport new balance sneakers to avoid a narrow path

[eli @thepapadia]

the fault in our vibes

[what's froggy nelson doing? @whatsfoggydoing]

bye guys lmao

[screencaps @screenscaps]

conclave (2024) dir. edward berger

[eli @thepapadia]

subway conductor waved bye to me as I missed the train doors by 5 seconds, have to respect the man for dunking on me

[Harry @hdwmovies]

all-timer if we're being honest

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

how it feels being a straight guy who likes some of Chappelle roans music

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

"Hey try this IPA, I think you'll really lik--"

Me:

[eli @thepapadia]

trump getting shot at is really overshadowing my new tattoo

[eli @thepapadia]

my personality this summer is samurai’s and sopranos

[eli @thepapadia]

me when someone tries to talk to me about the weather at work

[eli @thepapadia]

great day for people who can’t afford weed

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Seconds after the card game rules are explained

[eli @thepapadia]

bobble heads = earthquake notification system

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 1111

[eli @thepapadia]

I sadly did it all for the nookie

[eli @thepapadia]

may thy bracket bust and shatter

[eli @thepapadia]

shoutout to teachers that spent a whole day at school just watching the first half of a movie, unsung heroes

[matt green @thatmattgreen]

Cerveza Cristal is my new favorite thing.

[holmes @charlesxholmes]

currently watching shogun

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me after watching Shogun

[eli @thepapadia]

i care too much about those kids on chopped junior