Toledo Truth

For the love of the mockumentary "The Paper". Unofficial account. #ThePaper #NBC

[Toledo Truth @thepapertv]

Esmeralda: Oh, no, no. Don't be so self-defecating. / The Paper S01E01 Pilot https://t.co/pBop3jFwzO #ThePaper #NBC

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You have to remember our core audience is people on toilets. / The Paper S01E03 Buddy and the Dude https://t.co/RoSgylmtPx #ThePaper #NBC

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Where'd you get that sushi? There's no sushi around here. / The Paper S01E03 Buddy and the Dude https://t.co/RoSgylmtPx #ThePaper #NBC

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Who would like to hear 101 facts that'll make you gasp? / The Paper S01E10 The Ohio Journalism Awards https://t.co/YAZW1OAI7w #ThePaper #NBC

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She's hot. Are you gonna say hi? / The Paper S01E10 The Ohio Journalism Awards https://t.co/YAZW1OAI7w #ThePaper #NBC

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But like, July's weeks away. And look at that woman go. / The Paper S01E10 The Ohio Journalism Awards https://t.co/YAZW1OAI7w #ThePaper #NBC

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We had a good thing, and then you acted like a dog, all loyal. / The Paper S01E10 The Ohio Journalism Awards https://t.co/YAZW1OAI7w #ThePaper #NBC

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Wowee. Making it look like we're at the kids' table. / The Paper S01E10 The Ohio Journalism Awards https://t.co/YAZW1OAI7w #ThePaper #NBC

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I mean, who is in charge between you guys? / The Paper S01E10 The Ohio Journalism Awards https://t.co/YAZW1OAI7w #ThePaper #NBC

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I'm supposed to be the back-patter! / The Paper S01E10 The Ohio Journalism Awards https://t.co/YAZW1OAI7w #ThePaper #NBC

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A great man once said, "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." Also an idiot I used to know. / The Paper S01E10 The Ohio Journalism Awards https://t.co/YAZW1OAI7w #ThePaper #NBC

[Toledo Truth @thepapertv]

You should use more water displacement four-zero penetrating oil. / The Paper S01E09 Matching Ponchos https://t.co/kpjv3tV1B5 #ThePaper #NBC

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Nicole: I wrote that two years ago and you never responded. Ken: This is me responding. Welcome aboard. / The Paper S01E09 Matching Ponchos https://t.co/kpjv3tV1B5 #ThePaper #NBC

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Anne is basically a snarky millennial trapped in the body of a boomer. / The Paper S01E09 Matching Ponchos https://t.co/kpjv3tV1B5 #ThePaper #NBC

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Here he is, dear old Santa Clogs, handing out treats to the recently inconvenienced. / The Paper S01E09 Matching Ponchos https://t.co/kpjv3tV1B5 #ThePaper #NBC

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Back home, we would call these the schoolmaster's delight. I swore off them for a reason. / The Paper S01E09 Matching Ponchos https://t.co/kpjv3tV1B5 #ThePaper #NBC

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I'm compelled to say that it was the idea of someone else. Named... Nicole Lee. / The Paper S01E09 Matching Ponchos https://t.co/kpjv3tV1B5 #ThePaper #NBC

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Road trip. Road trip. Road trip. Road trip. / The Paper S01E09 Matching Ponchos https://t.co/kpjv3tV1B5 #ThePaper #NBC

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Do you get paid by the adverb over there? Write less pretentiously, asshat. / The Paper S01E09 Matching Ponchos https://t.co/kpjv3tV1B5 #ThePaper #NBC

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We're investigating this farm three hours south of here that might be a cult. They might also just love growing squash, and all shop at the same poncho store, but come on. / The Paper S01E09 Matching Ponchos https://t.co/kpjv3tV1B5 #ThePaper #NBC