seab

MAX BEAF is the DJ name. Most of my tweets now are quotes of stupid shit my friends and I say. So this account has reached its peak.

[seab @theparmaSEAN]

So one last time, WE ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[seab @theparmaSEAN]

@BuschBeer #BuschDashForCash #Sweepstakes

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Zack Greinke took a pitch-clock violation…

To intentionally mess with Joey Votto.

Then struck him out on the next pitch. 🤣

[Geoff Schwartz @geoffschwartz]

If you ask any player of his generation who the best of their sport was… they will say Barry Bonds without hesitation. The players don’t say “well he used steroids”. They just say Barry Bonds. There are PED users in the HoF. The commissioner who allowed the usage of PEDs is in the HoF.

Bonds should be in the HOF.

[mj @Hockey_Is_All]

Would Vladimir Guerrero Jr. be the best player in your franchise's history:

[seab @theparmaSEAN]

@BryBryStrick Was just saying his ass should've ran for the first.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Coincidentally, Bill Belichick was 41 when Jordon Hudson was 7.

[Raising Royals @KCRoyalsPD]

The kid from KC is coming home!

Congratulations, Carter! 💙

#RaisingRoyals👑

[seab @theparmaSEAN]

Just an average day in the Big 12.

[The Comeback @thecomeback]

This is said to be the father and brother of Kansas State quarterback Avery Johnson fighting each other after Kansas State's loss to Iowa State.

https://t.co/wCPPsX3jyW

[Tyler Stelter @TStelter8]

I’m pretty positive that a couple locations in Dublin typed in “Kansas State Flag” and got the literal state’s flag. I’ve seen this flag combo a couple of times already 😂

[Noah Wolf @nchaunceywolf]

Funniest thing I have seen in Dublin so far: this bar clearly searched "Iowa State flag" and "Kansas state flag" and ordered the first thing that popped up, doing no other research

[Pete Grathoff @pgrathoff]

Royals tie MLB record by using nine pitchers in a shutout win. (Cleveland in 2016)

[Curtis Wenis @CurtisWenis]

would hate to be a winged creature flying into this room

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Someone fell off the raft when the Browns did the helmet reveal. I just can’t 😂😂

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

And Mr Cig said unto them ‘take this, for it is my body’

[Chris Sigurdson @sigurdson_chris]

Trump refused to leave even after they were practically pushing him away so Chelsea photoshopped him out of their official trophy raising photo. Good move.

[seab @theparmaSEAN]

He should be smacked for that ass performance in the #HRDerby

[Sam Luckini @SamLuckiniESM]

“Imma tell you one more time... Imma tell you one more time... if he tags me like that again, imma smack the f*** outta him.”

-Jazz Chisholm Jr. on Maikel Garcia😳

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

You know there’s going to be a third act to this one