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@DeadlineDayLive Sounds like time served.

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@Polymarket The Kremlin says they hung up at the exact same time. Presumably on three.

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https://t.co/iCsoWQ1UgW

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@brfootball @TelemundoSports Fastest goal in Bundesliga history, and Bayern had the kickoff.

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@WatcherGuru Decentralized, by order of the Central Committee.

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A possible outcome...

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@WSJ A 50-to-1 long shot, 20 minutes early…Some people just have a feel for staffing.

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@unusual_whales Godwin's law just won a mayor's race.

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@unusual_whales Hamburglar got a desk job.

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@business He explained this on 60 Minutes…

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@Polymarket It skipped the 'see something' part.

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Finally, someone who'll misspell your name on a burrito.

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BREAKING: Starbucks is exploring a potential $41 billion takeover of Chipotle, according to Financial Times. The deal would be the largest restaurant acquisition in history.

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@WatcherGuru From Russia, with diesel.

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@MorganTrau @WEWS @WCPO @OhioCapJournal Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Shrek is $200 and court costs.

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@BleacherReport Missed the cut, then got cut from missing it.

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@DailyLoud Not even Peru's first. In 2018, a Hitler beat a Lenin for mayor of Yúngar.

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@WatcherGuru At some point this became a Dr. Evil bit.

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@YahooFinance Sure, but what does the bumper sticker say?

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@thehill Her advice was to stop putting it in writing. She sent it in writing.