the pasta eater

I'm convinced if I unscrewed most of your heads, there'd be nothing but a deep-fried iPhone playing rape porn on a loop.

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@RAWigger They are divorced. So maybe he’s black after all?
A quick look at Jamie’s instagram suggests he may also be a fag.

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@1ssve They won’t struggle as adults because of their name. They will struggle because they are the offspring of retards who chose to name them that.

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@TheLaurenChen @razibkhan Westernized asians despite all their success, are still nons. They are also at the bottom of the oppressed hierarchy.

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@JimThom90458694 Wonder why Queenslanders are the way they are.

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@jerr_rrej https://t.co/5QXlcwAngr

[Wylfċen @wylfcen]

“Your weird ethnographic obsessions won't make anyone like you”

>Order delivery from a Japanese place
>Tell the girl her people share with Northern Europeans a divine creative spark
>They throw in a box of potatoes marked “flee” (free)

Japanese are honorary Anglo-Saxons now

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@Bornakang Disgust response. Normal.

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@MadsPosting Winter gorpcore is roadman/brown coded.

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@Katieboozel @NoticerNews Is this a classist thing? Where the judge hates low socioeconomic women?

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@ImWatson91 Your kids can miss a meal if they don’t eat their dinner. It’s ok. They won’t starve. The amount of mothers I see that feed their kids dogshit packaged food between meal times is wild.

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@ImWatson91 True. Also, I wasn’t warned about how much cheap sugar is going to be offered to my kids. Doctors, nurses, retail staff, teachers, grandparents and friends, dole it out. We throw out a lot of sweets.

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@clairlemon In my experience, fresh out of uni, childless female teachers were more likely.

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@gigabasedd Didgeridoo background music is the equivalent of the oriental riff and gong.

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@HairyMa13317545 @CraigHill01 We don’t need to subsidise single mums even more for their poor decisions. Families with a sole breadwinner need to be encouraged.

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@mask_bastard @creepydotorg It’s creepy because they fucked after the photo. Try to keep up.

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@Satire_Maybe @DrewPavlou It’s a coming of age story. Proud of him.

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@buccocapital Why do people do a double hyphen in lieu of an em dash (—)?

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@ByzGeneral He’s an absolute legend. He’s an easy individual to point at for the collective LOSER degens to hate on. I’ve had $1m+ positions with tight stops since 2015 and never got hunted.

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@ALBACapMgmt

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

(since they came up, great kid’s book btw)

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@DrewPavlou The entire pot of thin gruel on the right were all under one network.