Kal Allister

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

Magic is a b2tter addiction than porn.

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

@ruiimellow LOVE it

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

LET MR. TOPHAM PROVIDE ME WITH HIS DIGITS

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

I AM BUGS AND DRUGS

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

-> LET ALL KNOW

THE BUGS AND DRUGS KINGPIN IS __________, BRO

#Pay $1 to me to let me let him know

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

#DaAO

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

meep

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

What I'm seeing from you, Scott, is an emergent Bird-man/Hawk-man profile. Sort of daring-plus-adventurous-looking, and, uh, promising something. (And/or seeking)

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

Friends, let's meet #ScottTopham. I wonder which are all of those grave secrets I did keep?

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

I have usually been the entity of maximal understanding. 💘

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

I feel that I rejoined human life today. —My closest advisors and my personal hypervisor-self think I have done so in a foolish move of giving up advantages already earned. But my Personality and ego are *EVER* so } Thank_full.

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

There is no such thing as uncertainty!—whereever that concept seems to apply, it really just means that there's something which lies outside of my knowledge.

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

The old BRIGHT Ben Cooper got off on scaring people. So did Frank Herbert. That's all the Golden Path is or could possibly be.

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

Thank God I'm forevermore both BRIGHT and me.

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

Now that I am BRIGHT I should stop saying things out loud.

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

Ain't nothin wrong with seeking pleasure •

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

@MrFedeque hemos recuperado un 38,4% de tus inversiones, pero después nos mareamos demasiado tarde en el futuro y tuvimos que arrancar de nuevo en el 1627 con sólo nevegador temporal de estilo steampunk.

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

Tho I've completed an estimated 600 acts of piss vandalism from age 12 on, many fantasies are still unfulfilled! Perhaps tomorrow I'll finally go to the Men's section of Kohl's or Target, stick my dick into a stack of folded nice shirts @its natural height, + completely unload 😎

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

my mind powers, 2 turn away from the woods where I caught his eye and instead head back indoors to use the floor! 👍I hope I've inspired dozens of other boys (especially aged 12 & younger), to piss properly themselves or @ LEAST expand upon my own acts of vandalism & disrespect!

[Kal Allister @thepatternking]

I don't just TRASH PUBLIC PLACES WITH MY PISS —I also encourage other boys to do the same—at school, on store displays, in public parks, onto library shelves! Mostly that must means leaving inspiring graffiti. One time, though, I literally convinced a 10-year old kid, using only