EJ Aculation

My friend said I should brag about my 8 inch penis so... there you go.

RIP Candice 🕊️

Pray for @PhyniteClan revival.

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Demagorgan goes "aaahh"

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Only temporary is insane

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

Asmongold Faces Temporary Twitch Suspension Days After Rationalizing The Shooting Of Kids: https://t.co/KK0LhqqCM9

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@Kaelan47 You work for a rapist

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Imagine if someone said this about Pepper and Happy

[Arachnid's Bizarre Neighborhood @YFNArachnidY]

Zendaya should quite literally not being involved anymore. Her arc has ended.
As a matter of fact her and ned should literally not be in these movies anymore.

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When a movie doesn't explicitly explain every little thing and you have to think

[Filmified Guy @Filmi_fiedGuy]

How will Marvel explain the fact that no hospital staff or doctors managed to see Spider-Man's unmasked face while treating him?

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@Hideki_Naganuma Unfortunately they are best friends at this point

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@laridiniz That's why you gotta get a row that sits like 3 feet above the row in front, the ONLY issue I had was the movie randomly muted during this fight so I lost like 2 seconds of dialogue maybe.

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@B00K0FTRIBE Me personally I like when my shows don't tell me a whole recap of the entire show at minute 15 of the current episode just to explain that they are gonna use a bomb.

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@3DROD I like RDR2 as much as the next guy but I've seen this exact thing on a PS2 aquarium. Not exactly new and exciting.

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@Kairito10 "He's got razors in his hands" oh but the fucking guy who lights himself on fire os completely safe because his powers were a space accident?

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​The BBC has compiled evidence of 160+ Palestinian children deliberately shot in the head by Israeli snipers in Gaza.

​The reports state: "Israeli Jews are hunting children for sport."

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 The Trump Admin is now erasing dead soldiers from their records to cover up the real death toll in Iran.

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@cornski Yeah and he loves trump

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@interesting_aIl He voted for the people who are doing this

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@pshunter36 @rebonsible You only did so because Lincoln couldn't figure out a way to peacefully convince the south it doesn't make enough money anymore

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 SHOCKING: The Tate brothers have now hired Jeffrey Epstein's former law firm to defend them in their child exploitation case.

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@SydusArtsLinks Those are children who are cousins...

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Aye bruh Mr. Fantastic is already in the movie we don't need another person reaching this far

[Marvel Mania @Sksj002]

Captain Hydra in 'AVENGERS DOOMSDAY'

-Long-haired Steve Rogers isn't our Steve he's Hydra Cap.

-Hydra could be working with Doom.

-Thor looks genuinely shocked when Steve appears.

In the comics, Hydra Cap even "lifted" Mjolnir through deception.

Short-haired Steve is the real OG, returning in Secret Wars.

If true, that would be one of the biggest MCU WTF moments.

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@renaissancecrab @Blazecap1203 Explain the joke cause I don't get it

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: Trump is accused of hacking the 2024 election by switching votes from Kamala Harris to himself, allegedly out of fear that he would face imprisonment if he lost.