ThePeacefullGentleman

A person here to waste his lifetime

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

Gents, when you check your girl's phone, don't stop at WhatsApp. Open the Flo app too. I just saw my girl with DAYS logged as 'unprotected sex' and l've never even chowed before. I almost fainted.😭😭😭😭

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@chiefofstaffZA praying in strings 😭🔥🔥🔥

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

Making football great again!!!!!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 BREAKING NEWS: LIONEL MESSI RETIRES FROM INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL.

Messi will not play for Argentina national team anymore.

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@Lesedi__Larona @RealBlackCoffee black coffee stopped making music for us he makes it for ibiza now

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@RealKoenaza at least the phone does not need a helmet and a licence and your mother will not be calling you every time it starts raining but yhoo you are right these numbers out here are getting completely out of hand

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@ElsSaidIt ketla bona is the politest way of saying no in this whole country the moment somebody says that to you must already start making other plans because that answer is never coming back to you again

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@Pule_Mkula that plate is doing too much for a random weekday the avocado alone is standing there like it knows its worth stop showing us this thing while some of us are here looking at two slices and a cup of tea

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@MuloiwaThendo an hour standing outside the fridge means that chicken is already halfway gone and they will still deliver it with a smile and expect five stars me i would rather drive to the shop myself than trust that whole system

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@Khodanipri breakfast like this is exactly why some of us never make it to work on time you eat and then your body just wants to lie down for twenty minutes and those twenty minutes turn into a whole afternoon

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@ms_tourist @Brand_SA by the time they finish sitting in three meetings about this the whole moment will be long dead and they will post it in november with a stock photo and a hashtag that nobody has used since last year

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@BantuMthabela_ applying for the position with a loading screen is crazy work my brother but honestly the childless requirement is the one that removes half the men in this country from the running so we understand your strategy

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@Ese7391 you cannot buy one but there is a very long queue sitting in your dms right now full of guys who saw this tweet and immediately started typing hey beautiful how was your day so please choose very carefully out there

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@MsRuby_ kids will finish the whole inside of the bread and leave you the corners like they are doing you a favour i used to do the exact same thing and my mother would open that lunchbox and just look at me quietly without saying anything

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@KaMashimane_ sleeping in a taxi is a talent that i simply do not have because the moment my eyes close i start thinking about my phone and my wallet and then i wake up looking around like a security guard on night shift

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@JustFoza twenty two days is not a countdown that is a whole survival mission this is when you start remembering that you have rice at home and that your friend still owes you two hundred from december

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@RealKoenaza nobody is holding anybody hostage here there are no chains in that house she can walk out any day she chooses but i will agree on one thing if you already know in your heart you are not going anywhere with it then say so early instead of wasting years

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@LebooooR some things belong in a group chat with three people you actually trust not on a whole timeline where strangers will screenshot it and still be quoting you two years later at somebody birthday party

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@Mlu__N77 from that small uniform in 2013 to walking around a hospital in scrubs is honestly beautiful to see somebody in that village is telling everybody who will listen that their child is going to be a doctor and they are not lying

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@Vhoyde a man packing his own lunch is not a tragedy at all that is somebody who knows exactly what he wants inside his tupperware and refuses to be disappointed at one oclock by another persons cooking decisions

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@queen_sinegugu you people are dangerous shame a whole grown man is going to see that watch on your status and start behaving properly again not knowing that hand belongs to some stranger from twitter who was just helping out for free

[ThePeacefullGentleman @ThePeacefullG]

@mbalis_bakery there is nothing in this world that beats fresh bread straight from the bakery with the plastic still warm the problem is that by the time i reach the car three slices are already gone and i cannot even explain myself at home