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beth march’s evil and hateful twin

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My next job is going to be Dracula’s servant that goes crazy and eats flies

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my main goal in life is to muster up as much enthusiasm as people really into watching sports do about anything ever

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should I get back into tweeting. I have thoughts.

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watching Seinfeld as an important anthropological text

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@allegrastrash rewatching 30 rock now… Liz lemon is sort of the joker 2 me…

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I’m so incapable of thriving in modern society because I was born to live in a monastery unfortunately :(

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@allegrastrash this is a real hater tweet …

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@allegrastrash

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whenever you r mean to me this is who u r being mean to… :(

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Me opening up the quora daily digest to read about the most traumatic life experiences of random middle aged people that only vaguely relates to the question being asked like it’s the news

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@allegrastrash u r missing the point… the best part is when they go in depth about the familial connections to each piece I zone out at the pricing section…

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when ppl tell me I don’t have hobbies outside of media consumptions it’s like ok… what about staring at my wall for hours on end…

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reading about Joan of arc. Shes nothing special every 14 year old goes through that!!!

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@allegrastrash me when i didn't go to valedictorian because i was tired...

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@allegrastrash sorry that was contrarian tuesday me.....

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@allegrastrash

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@allegrastrash

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@allegrastrash what does this mean

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@allegrastrash most important part of our friendship is you explaining tweets you saw while i just nod my head,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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ever since i deleted the twitter app ive rlly been able to focus on what’s important to me (daily crosswords, shows about antiques and useless jstor articles)

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@allegrastrash in a few months i think people should decide to cancel her for queerbaiting just for the fun of it. sick of seeing gay taylor swift takes