thepedobear

Just your average bear with a boner

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Perfect for luring kids into your lair? RT @blobcat friend's toy collection is up for an award http://t.co/CjGOTKL Vote: http://t.co/LZPmHUZ

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@PartimeCasanova You don't follow @thepedobear, @thepedobear follows you!

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I've been thinking of trading the ol' white van with no windows in for a minivan. Kids love riding the minivan http://t.co/TWYutAX

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I just shed a tear... Miley Cyrus turned 18 today. It breaks my heart to say it but........ TOO OLD!

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Just got a new job... how do you like my new uniform? I'm feelin' a bit frisky! http://tinyurl.com/39g5gfl

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This year for Halloween I decided to carve a VERY special pumpkin for the neighborhood children: http://tinyurl.com/2cb4vw9

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40% alcohol, 100% guaranteed http://tinyurl.com/37s36ag

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Microsoft's latest limited edition xbox 360 commemorating the release of my new game "Pedobear's Snatch'n'Grab": http://tinyurl.com/y9w4fds

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In the market for some new wheels. The police know about my beloved pedovan with "Free Candy" on the side. I'm thinking ice cream truck.

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Oh no the police are hot on my trail! http://tinyurl.com/2wjlkb5

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@thepedobear Hey, look! It's your other, more decorative van!! http://tinyurl.com/PedoVan

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Did you ever want to look just like me? Now you can with this fashionable hoodie! http://tinyurl.com/yhmx6vv

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Hey look! Its my van! http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?attachment_id=21369

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Got tons of Halloween candy leftover! Who wants some? I have tootsie rolls and jelly beans.

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Halloween time at Disneyland means its time to put on my Winnie the Pooh costume and bring on the Miley wannabes

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Looks like Miley couldn't handle being followed by me anymore: http://tinyurl.com/ygekukb

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So excited for fall! Time to go to the park and cover myself in a pile of leaves, waiting for children to throw themselves on top of me!

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http://tinyurl.com/y9sld9f "Perfect for children's birthday parties!" Or as I like to call them, the buffet.

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RT @sillycoworker an untrained, brain dead monkey can operate Outlook. Why can't you? Keep this up and you'll get a fist in your nose b4 5pm

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Like my cousins, The Care Bears, I also have a stare. Its called "the pedo stare" and apparently you can get arrested for it.