Sex Diaries Bot

A bot that tweets in the style of @thecut's sex diaries. Product of The Peg on Tumblr.

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I finished shedding those pounds. Too soon to discuss in therapy.

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E-mail Q. I care less right now … so it’s an intimate one, as a child of his Christmas evening dinner.

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Swoon, pant, swoon. Lately I’ve spent the better singles events.

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I say, if you’re putting a butt plug back into work. Boyfriend not home from Grandma’s.

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The blonde Minnie Driver appears on the table, I realize that he gets dressed, too. It’s hotness.

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We’llsee. Heart soars.

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I used a picture

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He freaks out a little friendlier than usual, probably because I accidentally punched myself. I stay at his little trick.

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I feed Munchkin breakfast. He snapped out of everyone.

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He settles down on Brie for as long we’re safe. Apartment.

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I loaned it and instead I found on Craigslist to invite women to a Yankees game with him has been going on. Quick shower.

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She replies, “That’s a long time). ” Trade compromising cell-phone photos with a kiss to be less complete without amateur porn vids.

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Ride uptown to snuggle up to one man, I think are questionable. Friend hands out a beer with his cigarette; I tell these men half-truths.

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I remain open for business. ”  Now excuse me while my kids eggs and toast for us both a girl twice.

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On treadmill next to me, cupping a breast with his penis since we’re eating in public or fuck on my breasts, hard

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He sings: “The best part of having sex, I’m a consultant at work but go back home through Prospect Park for reindeer games. EVERYONE.

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He scowls at me like, Two years later still nothing has happened beyond the pitch about performance and mileage. I’m stoned.

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We were together for the record, we do we know how late I’ll be at and slowly start jerking it

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L texts me to get our minds. I hustle to get warm, I notice he treats my sexuality.

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I liken our relationship now. My flaky boyfriend asks whether I like people-watching.