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Gentleman, scholar, OG, warrior poet, tall drink of water, your girlfriend's favorite rapper, attorney, Eagle, Longhorn, Jesey Boy, Texan. Also perfect. He/him.

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And it’s Anne Hathaway and Ewan McGregor and dinosaurs! I wanted to love this movie! But, wow, it is baaaaaaad

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I’m sorry, and I don’t mean to disrespect any of the folks who I’m sure worked their tails off on this movie but…

The End Of Oak Street is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

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And if it’s a true chronological sequel, I’ll accept them calling it Warming.

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I’ll support the Heat prequel if and only if they name it Preheat.

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Yo Britt Baker sighting at the draft!

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@gregolsen88 is the best going cause I learn something new from him constantly. His breakdown of how margin for error differs in the run and pass game and how that might manifest over a 17 game season was something I’d never considered.

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Dude, is Marvin Harrison Jr just Orlando Jones’s character from The Replacements?

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“Weapons is about nothing!”

Yeah 17 kids suddenly being gone. A community rallying to torment a teacher. Can’t imagine any real world parallels there.

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@baileylikemovie Are Jaws and Jurassic Park too highly rated to qualify?

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Really looking forward to the documentary in, like, 2030 about how Royal Kingdom was some wide-reaching money laundering scheme.

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I’m not even gonna say it, but at this point Marvel is actively trolling us by how blatant they can make the teases and have him not be the villain. #Ironheart

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@jessjones327 I do not. Seems like a lot of work?

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@jessjones327 Also “Thief” starring James Caan. Can not recommend harder.

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@jessjones327 Which is super ironic that they made Tom Sizemore the Sober Guy.

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@jessjones327 The original script had a lot more drug use (Pacino played his role as a detective who had a coke addiction) so Sizemore and De Niro being the sober ones was a relevant story point in the original script.

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@jessjones327 That action is truly the juice.

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@DrainBamager AEW fans, you can have this for free: Nick Wayne’s Mom to the tune of “Stacy’s Mom”

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@jessjones327 I didn’t either, but I thought that was the case. I’m an evangelist for Cameron’s directors cuts because there’s an entire generation that doesn’t realize the studios cut the minigun ammo scene from the theatrical release of Aliens.

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@jessjones327 I think the T2 version that’s widely available now is actually Cameron’s directors cut. I think the original theatrical and home release version had a lot less background on Dyson.

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Is Josh Allen gonna be at Sinners premiere?! I would love to get his first thoughts on that movie.