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25 | matthias helvar deserved better

[Complex @Complex]

Chris Hansen recreates Robert Pattinson’s viral kitchen meme

‘Robert Pattinson is portraying me in the new movie ‘Primetime’. Two can play at that game.’

[jess jordan on kendall’s phone @buttcasino]

😭

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Me asserting dominance towards my dressing gown that I’ve mistaken for a ghoul in the middle of the night

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

Evil McFly be like:

[full metal dingus @fullmetalferret]

DO NOT GET PREGNANT TONIGHT. HE IS LOOKING FOR A VESSEL.

[frankenstein zeppo @NoahPasternak]

There's no point. I dug up Dobby seven years ago and ate him. Smoked him like a brisket

[Rita Repulsive @myc0latt]

If i ever get back into dating and discover that someone i thought I'd really clicked with was using an ai assistant to manage our relationship the whole time i would kill myself in a way that redefines how the world thinks of suicide

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

naming my child Gus short for Chungus

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

oh my god I just realized it’s called the odyssey because odd things happen at sea and he’s like… y?

[/ @privaz3tte]

"70mm imax" i will go to a vue in a deprived area and i will enjoy it

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

I’m waiting for someone to bring up the brilliant thing he did early that lets him be so artistic now

[jurídico jogos vorazes @thngergames]

quando eu falo que estou ansioso para o novo jogos vorazes e alguém me fala que é assim que as pessoas da capital se sentem

[gojo argentino @valopa_]

EL Q GANA SE QUEDA CON LA CUSTODIA DEL FANTASMA DE LIAM PAYNE

[a ★ @satoshokoism]

norway: omg we can't lose this match
england: omg we can't lose this match
bellingham & haaland:

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

Norway beat Israel 5-0 in the World Cup qualifiers and then donated the prize money they won to Gaza and that’s why everyone should be rooting for them.

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[bonﹺ @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[hani @crucifynisis]

when i say sorry and they tell me to not be sorry so now im sorry for being sorry

[IGN @IGN]

Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker