Peter Holt

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@abc13houston @KHOU @KPRC2 @houstonpolice @HoustonFire @houmayo Hundreds of people stranded in their cars on 59 South for over 3 hours due to an auto accident. Zero communication? You can’t move any vehicles on the freeway? Insane!

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‘Tis the season

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It’s crazy that as soon as a company says there might be a product shortage, everyone runs out and buys it all.

On an unrelated note, y’all hear about the Tex-Mex shortage?

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@TexasChance Well, they have an iPhone app now.

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Looking dumb trying to require a vaccine when you could have just released a pumpkin spiced version.

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The airlines would like to remind all those having to change their flights due to the moving of the All-stars Game, don’t forget your ID, and you can’t bring water through security.

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@MichaelBerrySho @RamonRoblesJr feels weird to high five someone because John Cornyn is winning.....

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@realDonaldTrump should lead the nation in a live saying of the US Pledge of Allegiance on Tuesday morning at 9am central. #onenationunderGodindivisiblewithlibertyandjusticeforall @DonaldJTrumpJr @glennbeck @PatUnleashed @BillOReilly

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@TexasChance Is this an offer to buy?

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@TexasChance Did you already put up your daylight saving yard decorations?

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@TexasChance Their platform is rented.

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Pandering man, c’mom. @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

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May the Forth be with you meal fit for an Alderaan Princess . Slow cooked Bantha Ribs, Tattooine Totchos with Yodamole, Roasted Porg Legs, Aunt Beru’s barbecue baked beans (too soon) and of course a little blue milk.… https://t.co/aoXbjk144t

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@RamonRoblesJr If it turns into a sour mash, it’s too long, but also starts your next project.

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@PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak

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I’ve solved China’s problem. ⁦@MichaelBerrySho⁩ ⁦@RamonRoblesJr⁩ ⁦@TexasChance⁩

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@RamonRoblesJr @MichaelBerrySho @TexasChance the “Stay at Home” order seems very insensitive to the homeless population.

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Only in Houston are furniture stores essential services and provide legalized sports gambling. @MichaelBerrySho @RamonRoblesJr @GFToday