Shengus

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

"Being the guy from f**king TikTok..."

For Mick McCarthy, it can't go on like this... can it?

18+ GambleAware

[Suffragent @Suffragent_]

"I don't have any memory of seeing that massive motorhome on the path."

Janette Cranky still serving comedy gold! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

The BBC should have sent a hypnotist.

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

After decades trying to break up Britain, and as her husband admits embezzling £400k, Nicola Sturgeon quits Scotland...to live in England https://t.co/v4KyJ4wDVh

[Connor Gillies @ConnorGillies]

NEW: Sky News came to Ireland in an attempt to question Nicola Sturgeon about claims she shut down scrutiny of SNP finances at the same time her ex-husband Peter Murrell stole £400k from party.

She entered the kitchen to avoid questions with security pushing me away.

@SkyNews

[Rangers Football Club @RangersFC]

It’s always been my dream to play for Rangers.

- 𝐋𝐚𝐰𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬

[Shengus @thephantomst]

@PintsBeauty 🇨🇿

[Jim Spence @JimSpenceDundee]

Joking aside we’ve elected to Holyrood a collection of misfits with the ability to do serious damage to our health and our wealth.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Let me translate this. When he says Westminster, where fewer people live than Scotland, he really means England. There. Sorted it for him.

[Scottish Express @ScotExpress]

'Alarming' Police Scotland not required to record nationality of criminals - under orders from the SNP https://t.co/uHDC7yPdcF

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

You must be bonkers to keep voting for these people, repeating the same mistakes, especially if you are a woman.

[David Tanner @DavidTannerTV]

This is the end of the ultras bullshit at both sides of this city.
All those who have defended and encouraged all manner of bad behaviour from ultras are also to blame to for these outrageous scenes. That includes club executives.
My thoughts with the cops having to deal with it.

[Elton Welsby @WelsbyElton]

And so say all of us....

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Jimmy Carr drops brutal parenting truth:

“If you’re kind in the moment, you end up with fat, stupid kids. That’s no good.”

He says real love isn’t giving kids what they want right now (TV, junk food, no books, no effort).
Real love is being “a little bit mean in the moment” so they become who they’re capable of being.

“Hard choices now, easy life later.”

“You’ve got to love who they could be—not just who they are when they’re screaming for screen time.”

Short-term kindness = long-term cruelty.
Short-term toughness = long-term gift.

Which “mean in the moment” rule do you enforce that your kids will thank you for later?

[Shengus @thephantomst]

There’s nothing like it ❤️

[Robert Kearney @Robkearney1981]

🇮🇹 The great Italian tenor, Andrea Bocelli, performs Puccini's classic "Nessun Dorma" at the opening of the 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan.

Italy is back, with class and style, and while cherishing her past, she has a renewed hope for the future.

#Olympics2026

[Shengus @thephantomst]

😂😂😂

[John Hartson @JohnHartson10]

Could this possibly work in the Scottish Premiership ? in the English Premier league every referee are required to declare which team they support to the PGMOL..

[Jim Spence @JimSpenceDundee]

Those folk bringing their foreign issues on to our streets need to be relocated back to where they came from. We’ve imported the potential for civil strife if not actual civil war between competing groups who have little in common with each other or the host country.

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

The court calls Mr Potter's first character witness, Mr Kenny Dalglish Senior.

[Scottish Sun Sport @scotsunsport]

A raging Celtic fan picks up a railing during today's protest - or is it a shark? 🤔

[Kurt @_kjs1874]

Lad at the bars just came in for an after work drink. Half pint of Coke Zero. If these are the people I’m expected to fight a war alongside, then count me out