DanTheMan

lame-o

[kareem 🪴 🦧 @kareemisposting]

FUCK TEXAS FUCK FRANCE FUCK THE ALAMO FUCK EVERYWHERE THAT ISNT THE BRONX BROOKLYN QUEENS MANHATTAN AND STATEN ISLAND

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

Fuck that tall ass bitch

[Tyson.nie 📸 @tysonphotoo]

Btw If I text you this, it means I'm home safe

[Dropout @dropout]

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

shut the fuck up

[dead domain (OF 50% OFF 🏳️‍🌈) @DomainDead]

The thing Zohran can make everyone on any side realize is how easily policy can be advanced when the people we vote for WANT to.

The people in power right now just don’t give a shit about you.

[The Wonder of Tolkien @TolkienWonder]

This is one of the greatest lines by Tolkien. Filled with profound wisdom and reality:

“Yet it is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till. What weather they shall have is not ours to rule.”

[David Dault is editing today (He, His) @DaultRadio]

I’m going to be thinking about the phrase “monetize the dysfunction” for the rest of the month.

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

BREAKING: American Wonders Why Europe Is Beautiful Despite Not Being Entirely Owned by One Silicon Valley Megacorp

Economists were stunned today when an American tourist demanded to know how Europe can offer world class vacations even though its largest company is only a fraction of the size of NVIDIA.

Experts explained that Europe’s ancient cities, rich culture and functioning healthcare system appear to operate on a bizarre, mysterious principle known as “not everything has to be a trillion dollar monopoly.”

Researchers also noted that European beaches, museums and food continue to attract millions of visitors every year despite the continent’s shocking failure to launch a graphics card company that can melt a data center.

When asked for comment, one European replied: “Our buildings have stood for a thousand years. NVIDIA has existed for about five minutes. Relax.”

[Bradley Stern @MuuMuse]

Mamdani’s New York City STUNS on first day after election.

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

Whatever happens tomorrow, never forget that this doggedly positive and hopeful campaign—in every way a fight for basic dignity and joyful celebration of democratic pluralism—was relentlessly denounced by political and media elites as something sinister, dangerous, and violent.

[auri 𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟 @meganpetesbnr]

“the sinners movie was terri-”

[a @boopyape]

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re stressed out Hayao Miyazaki?

[Solo Monk @JJKALE2]

“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross”

Sinclair Lewis, 1935

[East Med Badman 🏝📿 🇬🇷🇵🇸 @DIAS]

You’re American, you can’t find anything outside of America on a map.

[Dew 🏳️‍⚧️ @DewEnjoyer]

Conservatism is an anti-human form of politics and should be eradicated from modern life, I could not name you a single benefit this ideology has brought to humanity. History has proved time and time again that it is a detriment to humanity's progress towards an equal society

[DanTheMan @thepharaohdan]

@KColacito

[SO? @noor_supernova7]

For those who do not know, the occupation of Gaza has begun.

If you’re scrolling, PLEASE leave a dot . it's just a dot.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump mentions NYC, Baltimore, and Oakland, says "they're so far gone," and adds, "this will go further. We'll starting very strongly with DC."

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I found something else you're gonna love, Justine