Keith

Utter nerd. Wonder Woman fanatic. All about Religious Studies, Philosophy, LGBT+, the African Diaspora. Funny?

[Keith @thephibionite]

Waiting at the SOS for the registration they were supposed to mail me two weeks ago. 121 in line. 130 minute wait. They close in an hour.

[Keith @thephibionite]

Do you drive an oversized black car? Do you think almost t-boning someone is fun? Do you then curse like it's their fault? Twice today.

[Ben @BenrRiddari]

Gay people who mock or discriminate against transpeople deserve a special level of scorn.

[Keith @thephibionite]

Calling this mom Brenda. Brenda is apparently a hairstylist. "Well no matter what she'll look amazing I'm doing her hair." Nice, Brenda.

[Keith @thephibionite]

"Now bring extra makeup in case of humidity changes" "well if it rains we aren't paying" #ThisMomWantsReceiptsFromNature

[Keith @thephibionite]

Apparently curly hair is only appropriate with water backgrounds, straight or buns with land. #TheMoreYouKnow

[Keith @thephibionite]

At lunch listened in on a very serious and heated discussion with a photographer. Thought it was for a wedding. Nope HS senior photos...

[Keith @thephibionite]

When you don't have your own laundry machine you are perpetually at least 2 articles behind on the wash...#losingbattle

[Keith @thephibionite]

Anyone who doesn't support free self defense classes for women has never seen anything on Lifetime

[Keith @thephibionite]

@LadyNattington I don't know!!

[Keith @thephibionite]

Maybe she was looking to see if they were limp? #gaysterotypes #NoLispEither #MaybeINeedRainbowBandana

[Keith @thephibionite]

So same employee who shook her head when she found out I married a man wanted to see my wrists today...

[Keith @thephibionite]

I didn't even want coffee until I liked about not wanting coffee #coffeeislife

[Keith @thephibionite]

What baby boomers call their dream job Millennials call their side-hustle #livingwage #makeithappen

[Keith @thephibionite]

In 2020 can we see the clap-back culture really get savage and promo "Make America Great Again" on blue hats?

[Keith @thephibionite]

Read online today that men are better hunters because they have to learn aim from a young age. Studies of men's bathrooms suggest otherwise.

[Keith @thephibionite]

Cannot decide if I like Ranma 1/2 the anime but the manga is so good! #nerdproblems

[Keith @thephibionite]

Me: Yeah I got a new management position
Them: Oh how do you like it?
Me: Well I manage. 😂
#YesIFindThisFunny #ItDoesn'tGetBetter

[BBC Science News @BBCScienceNews]

Oral sex producing unstoppable bacteria https://t.co/FUSv00AGJ8

[alex ♡ | munchii @munchiii_]

for someone who can't dance, i sure do love to dance