Patrick Wiseman

Farms and software. Bitchy for a flower farmer. Delightful for a software engineer.

[Patrick Wiseman @thephw]

So happy for the WorkOS team. We have been using it at Orderly and I've been using it in all my personal projects. A complete joy.

[Michael Grinich @grinich]

https://t.co/KrBfyVdFHZ

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

ATLANTA PULL OFF ONE OF THE BIGGEST UPSETS IN MLS HISTORY TO ADVANCE ‼️ MIAMI ARE ELIMINATED IN THE FIRST ROUND ‼️

[Secretary Pete Buttigieg @SecretaryPete]

I am hearing reports of some airlines only offering flight credits to passengers for cancelled flights. 

Let me be clear — you are entitled to get your money back promptly if your flight is cancelled and you don't take a rebooking.

[Patrick Wiseman @thephw]

@holman who did this to you?!

[Rob Usry @RobUsry]

The first 10 calls should be to Klopp. Once he blocks your number, you do whatever it takes to get Wilfried Nancy.

[Patrick Wiseman @thephw]

@YOOOODAAAA @startupjorge It’s a cliché but I think I’d always prefer the serial entrepreneur if they can identify their failures. I’ve had 3 successes and two failures but I learned more from the failures.

[Patrick Wiseman @thephw]

@vinbarnes @evanphx @johnbender I cried every time

[Secret Agent Number Six @DesignationSix]

The fact that the Founding Fathers included Impeachment in the Constitution proves that they did not believe or intend for any President to have any kind of immunity.

You do not have to be a Constitutional scholar to know this.

[Patrick Wiseman @thephw]

@TractorSupply Gross attitude. We’ll shop elsewhere.

[Patrick Wiseman @thephw]

@Harkins8Harkins @BrianKempGA False -- modern nuclear waste can be recycled in 30 years or less. Nuclear power is the cleanest energy available to modern society in expected operation.

[Patrick Wiseman @thephw]

@thomaswheatley lol my fiancé did does that count?

[Patrick Wiseman @thephw]

@RobUsry TBH what is is Rob's record vs Pineda? I feel like the vibes were always better with him at the helm, but can't back that with data.

[Patrick Wiseman @thephw]

@cardenonwheels I have a t-post driver and zero respect for these people so I'd be happy to oblige.

[Patrick Wiseman @thephw]

@cardenonwheels A razor blade holder stand and some civilian disobedience can correct this more quickly. Easier than assembling the guillotine.

[Patrick Wiseman @thephw]

@RobUsry Are you saying you don’t want to just YOLO an untested assistant again?

[Atlanta United FC @ATLUTD]

Atlanta United Part Ways with Head Coach

[Patrick Wiseman @thephw]

@markimbriaco Yeah the robo vacuum is due for an upgrade after this season but the salt chlorinator was such a large upgrade.

[Patrick Wiseman @thephw]

Finally

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Justice Department sues Ticketmaster and owner Live Nation, alleging an illegal monopoly over live events in the U.S. https://t.co/yMlRYo0WqR

[Patrick Wiseman @thephw]

@keoverman Congressman?