daniel

Keep hustling — I'll prove that I can do it too.

[daniel @thepicassopablo]

Just gonna put these here for safe-keeping_

[kimmohito @kimmohito]

Sape software engineer yang buat app My Unifi ni? tolong la letak jawatan

[Brett (President and CEO of Wedgewood Polling) @tweets4twits]

@RealPostFolder

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

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[Ahmad @TheAhmadOsman]

> be cloudflare
> bouncer of the entire internet, guarding ~30% of all HTTP requests on the planet
> wake up on december 5
> “just gonna bump this buffer from 128kb to 1mb, what could possibly go wrong”
> 500s detonate across the planet
> 28% of the internet immediately starts screaming
> internet: “bro… AGAIN??”
> cloudflare sweating, reverting, pretending everything is normal

> be engineers
> trying to fix a React RSC vuln
> accidentally unlock a secret global-outage speedrun
> FL1 proxy hits a bug that’s been chilling undetected since Obama era
> lua throws an exception so hard it becomes a lore event
> killswitch meant to save the day
> killswitch instead skips the rule and deletes the variable the rule needed
> “attempt to index field 'execute' (a nil value)”
> nil value jumpscare wipes an entire chunk of the web

> be cloudflare PR
> writing second outage post-mortem in 2 weeks
> internet: “so… this is a habit now?”
> cloudflare: “we promise we’re fixing it, enhanced rollouts coming, fail-open coming, please stop yelling”
> locks down deploy button like it’s a nuclear launch key
> apologizes to entire planet again

> be rust devs on FL2
> watching from their typed-language penthouse
> “yeah… this wouldn’t happen here”
> sipping coffee with judgmental silence
> no errors, no chaos, just smug Rust serenity

> moral of the story
> tiny config change = global outage
> typed languages save lives(???)
> infrastructure giants can absolutely trip over a nil
> and sometimes the entire internet gets 25 minutes of character development

[daniel @thepicassopablo]

@eeeyk4e Nda

[Roman Akramovich @SyedAkramin]

I honestly don’t know where to start, this post is overflowing with stupidity 😂

Marilah kita sama-sama berdoa agar negara ini dipelihara.

[Paul Williams @freemonotheist]

Fixed.

[CIKYANie @lady_bugg11]

Anwar Ibrahim the right leader at the right time.

[kimmohito @kimmohito]

Software is free, hardware to run all of these aren’t free and it’s not cheap.

[daniel @thepicassopablo]

hehe... gei

[National Memeseum of Singapore @sgmuseummemes]

No one:

Singaporeans on 16 September 1963:

[daniel @thepicassopablo]

@eeeyk4e HAHA single

[Added Time @AddedtimeX_]

Greatest football starting 11 in 21st Century, A thread

1. Barcelona 2009

[daniel @thepicassopablo]

Huhu.. i just practically brick my Switch.. time to create gaming rig then.. wakakaka

[daniel @thepicassopablo]

Road to DevOps?

[Faiz Azizan @fzzzan]

Bila aku baca kisah berkaitan zina, kapel ni malas nak komen banyak.

Minta simpang jauh lah dari keturunan

Nakal setara mana pun, jangan usik anak orang.

Sebab zina ni hutang dan ada disebut oleh ulamak'

Hutang itu dibayar oleh keturunan penzina tersebut.

[• @Al__Quraan]

this