Scary Brown

What's up you cool babies?

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@hugh_raine I used to do this for the little girl I nannied! (although MUCH more rudimentarily). I wish there was a hello fresh, but it was picture meals.

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@spencerhenry Just finished listening to this week’s Obitchuary, and I need to hear you and Madison talk about Doc Holliday’s wife: Big Nose Kate Horony.

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@FinishDetergent I just used the dishwasher cleaner and it left an awful chemical smell throughout my house. Any way to get rid of this?

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@maddieonfire @sarahcreager @Birhny @lalalarson Yes!

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@Birhny @lalalarson IT’S ME.

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@WTFJHT Hey! I’m bought a vote sticker in October and never got it. Any way to find out what happened?

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@ATBrown77 @smod4real 😂 Thankful for people who put their time and talent to good use.

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@jessrocraft I literally cackled.

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@jessrocraft NO! 😂😂😂 That’s basically an episode of Arrested Development.

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What?

[Josh Wingrove @josh_wingrove]

Trump, a hotelier at heart, announces a press conference at Philadelphia's "Four Seasons" at 11, before specifying it's at Four Seasons Total Landscaping at 11:30.

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@chrissyteigen @tberry82 Chrissy’s got your back.

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@eleanortiernan May he always forget to set his clock back on Daylight Savings.

#CurseDonaldTrump

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@eleanortiernan May there be no extra fries in the bottom of his McDonalds bag.

#CurseDonaldTrump

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@eleanortiernan May his first sip of coffee always be a little hotter than he expected.

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@eleanortiernan May the song he clapped loudest for in between the 3rd and 4th innings of the ballgame never be selected.

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I love the wholesomeness of these curses.

[Eleanor Tiernan @eleanortiernan]

May it never, when he takes an umbrella with him, rain

#CurseDonaldTrump

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I mean...

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@glowingcanary

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@jessrocraft 😫😫😫