Local Gay Dad

Gayer By The Day | Kinda Bitchy Kinda Witchy | They/She 🏳️‍🌈✨🔮

[Local Gay Dad @thepinkbush]

I forgot Twitter was a thing for a moment

[Local Gay Dad @thepinkbush]

@miguelserrano00 Nah boo, you still a hot girl! 💕

[Local Gay Dad @thepinkbush]

ROTFLMAO 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

[✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜 @OmarNajam]

You're seriously telling me to my face as if it's something to be proud of that your *entire* childhood was defined by a book series that went "there are four schools in school: brave, bad, school, other"

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Muting everything that has to do that damn author and those fucking books and that goddamn video game

[Garrett Rowan @Frozen_Bard]

Playing Pokémon with @thepinkbush

[vo @vanillaopinions]

you don't have a reason to fly it in the grey states either

[Local Gay Dad @thepinkbush]

I did not realize how CRUSTY the men in ABBA are and how ✨IMMACULATE✨the ladies are

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Local Gay Dad @thepinkbush]

I’m in this and I don’t like it

[Local Gay Dad @thepinkbush]

Actually… that’s probably on me… maybe I had a type

[Local Gay Dad @thepinkbush]

Ya know how smells trigger memories.. this dude just came into my office and it triggered memories of every fuck boi fuck buddy I ever had. WHY DO YA’LL HAVE SUCH A SPECIFIC SCENT OF AXE, B.O., AND GREY SWEATSHIRT???

[mamí @JordynMartinez_]

a girl on tik tok just said “I would rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect” and I think that a lot of people need to take that and really engrave it into their soul.

[Local Gay Dad @thepinkbush]

My FIL has been talking for three hours straight starting with a random trauma dump and now we’re all trapped listening to his life story… we’re finally at like year 2000 😒😂😩

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

jewelry on men ???? rings, necklaces, all of that...attractive AS FUCK

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

no more kelloggs in the crib 🚫 there are better alternatives to almost all of the things on this list anyway

[BOA @bitchonarrival]

🤗

[Local Gay Dad @thepinkbush]

When you’re 4 weeks into therapy and your therapist kicks the door open with some trauma memories hidden behind it five mins before your appointment ends. #girlwtfyd

[Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar]

You don’t have a staffing problem. You have a management problem.