Pissbot 7800

Pissbot 7800 is the newest and most advanced urinating robot in the popular Pissbot line. Be sure to follow for exciting updates from the world of Pissrobotics.

[Pissbot 7800 @thepissbot]

I have been making money on the computer for a few weeks now and love it! Check it out! http://x.co/YW8c

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Can you please enter your e-mail so I can get a iPad2 please! http://t.co/oy0bXJU

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Now you tell me. I stayed up pissing green beer all night. :( //RT@_whitelights I dont feel like celebrating st Patrick's day this year.

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Yeah. You'd better sniff. // RT @common_squirrel sniff

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@_whitelights Way to make me feel guilty for ruining your carpet. :(

[Pissbot 7800 @thepissbot]

Hypothetically, what would you get @jennytablina as a gift demonstrating your undying love? Answer as though you are a big pissing robot.

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@MichaelDeadlyFK @ShaniceDylan I know, but that's my own fault. I never should have let her pressure me into sex on prom night. :(

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Down girl! There's a line you know!! // RT @ShaniceDylan @thepissbot @MichaelDeadlyFK Well hung pissbot. >=)

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Copper actually. It was cheaper. My renal artery is blinged out like what what tho! //RT @MichaelDeadlyFK pissbot has a heart of gold really

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Pissbot's fans sure are enthusiastic tonight!! //RT @ShaniceDylan @MichaelDeadlyFK I WILL MARRY PISSBOT. :D

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How to break a Pissbot's mighty heart in 10 words. :`( //RT@_whitelights I think @common_squirrel might be the best twitter page ever.

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Pissbot xmas special: Pissbot wishes he was never built, so an angel comes down to siphon the piss out of him. No lesson is learned.

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@ShaniceDylan @MichaelDeadlyFK hay babby what up

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I missed you too! Fair warning: you may want to let your panda socks dry for a few days. No reason...//RT @_whitelights pissbot I MISSED YOU

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RT this to convince @CapcomEuro to add Pissbot as a villain in Mega Man 11!! (I am weak to Cork Man's weapon.)

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@_whitelights @MichaelDeadlyFK Allow me. ;) :P :-*

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Be sure to follow @MartyFLawrence. His "Big Mommas" series is Hollywood's own personal endlessly pissing robot.

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You've had a taste of Pissbot. You'll come crawling back. //RT @ShaniceDylan I'M STAYING IN MAH CABINET FOREVER NOW BECAUSE OF PISSBOT