ThePissyOwl

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

attn narcissists: enough with posting all the camera phone pics of you in the mirror. trust me, you're not all that.

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

@nmyra sure have been missing your snarling ass-face lately.

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

@u10int hey buddy, fuck off. an attack is imminent. trust me.

[myra @nmyra]

I want to punch people in the face who use "totes obvi."

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

my level of snarkiness is directly proportional to the number of assholes i have to deal with on a daily basis.

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

jealous? http://t.co/okEC4aVd

[John Adams @PresidentAdams]

When did sucking at life get added as a requirement to serve in congress? #supercommittee

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

an idea: send the narcissistic idiots of the world to the moon and eliminate at least half the population. it's a win for everyone.

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

i just can't do this enough: http://t.co/rtYelyHT

[myra @nmyra]

"Designing for clients that don't appreciate the value of design is like buying new tires for a rental car." (Joel Fisher)

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

with each passing day, i fucking hate people more and more.

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

most pathetic traits anyone can have: laziness. ignorance. lack of passion in life. have all three, then it's safe to consider you a lowlife

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

there's no limit to the level of my irritation today.

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

integrity and virtue are rare traits these days, especially in american politics and society; it's everyone for themselves.

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

I hate humans. Traps? Really?!? What a cowardly attack...unlike mine. http://ow.ly/4zhg4

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

i like to dip my feet (i mean, claws) into everything.

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

shutdown, dammit. i dare you.

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

i want to attack annoying people.

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

they don't make painkillers strong enough.

[ThePissyOwl @ThePissyOwl]

annoyed.