Gospo

[Gospo @thepo99]

Toledo is the Florida of Ohio

[10TV @10TV]

Meet Scooby, a two-year-old camel with quite a personality! His daily walks have made him a local celebrity in his hometown of Toledo https://t.co/0ajnz9M5nx #10TV

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

the transitions on The Weeknds new album are insane bro. everything flowing together so well its hard to tell when a song ends and new one starts😂

[sandra ﾒ𝟶 @lovebeingxo]

ON REPEAT

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

I need a Jonah Hill from Money ball assistant with me at all times at the bar. Tell me which 6.2 is being evaluated wrong. Advise me the right combo of drinks and bumps to reach my peak success. Show me how to change the dam game or at least maybe just give me a ride home

[it’s will time @uwantmetoiwill]

Put a white boy like me in a quarter zip and my handshake instantly gets firmer and my smile faker

[Jourdan Lewis @JourdanJD]

Ball up top

[pxt @paulxt]

future’s music is about the unrelenting pain of loving women

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

Today is such a 27 beers and one single slice of pizza type day

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Me drinking my 9th beer at the pregame

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

When you’re deciding which beer to buy, then look at your bank account. Merica.

[aaryan @blondedicarus]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- how many drunk cigarettes you smoked
- if you offered others drunk cigarettes
- if you drank just to smoke cigarettes

[Dick S. Mall @bubba_burner]

Girlfriend and her roommates called me in to move their furniture out

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Happy birthday to Young Dolph

He would’ve turned 39 today 🕊

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

look at the little beach hat 🥰

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Realizing we don’t get to watch Joey Chestnut eat 70 hot dogs tomorrow

[MovieQuoteGuy69 @dorsalrub]

Busy dont text

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

No blow, no bitches, drinking for the love of the game

[sophie @netcapgirl]

her: i’m worried he’ll cheat on the boys trip

him on the boys trip:
https://t.co/h9h1rXBIuq

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

Loading up $42 worth of young dolph on the touch tunes at the bar filled with old white people >>>>>>