Casey Steven

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

A campaign is not about what you said yesterday. It is about what you have stood for your entire career.

[Casey Steven @thepocketduke]

That moment when the Marine Band you were almost in plays Hey Baby, your favorite song from marching band. #nostalgia #NavyBall

[Casey Steven @thepocketduke]

So just found out from Karrie it shouldn't burn when you put lotion on your hands. I guess I've just been allergic a long time? Who knew.

[Casey Steven @thepocketduke]

And that sounds like a good way to get in trouble.

[Casey Steven @thepocketduke]

It's probably a good thing I dont have super powers because every time I saw a car double parked I would gently place it on its side.

[Casey Steven @thepocketduke]

All the little old rich ladies who come to the bakery say I have beautiful eyes. I'm about to have all the sugar mommas.

[Casey Steven @thepocketduke]

There's a lot of gay porn twitters following me and I must say I am both flattered and confused?

[Casey Steven @thepocketduke]

Discovery Channel delivery update: there were no sharks- well, unless you count the people who only came by for free samples.

[Casey Steven @thepocketduke]

Today I'm delivering bread to the Discover Channel apparently?? Not sure what that means but I'm hoping there will be sharks there??

[Casey Steven @thepocketduke]

Love how the vases have identical aging marks. #tryingtoohard

[Casey Steven @thepocketduke]

Can we appreciate how handsome my Little is? Look at this cutie! #turtlesforever https://t.co/5F1EIHWvIt

[Casey Steven @thepocketduke]

Today is my off day, brunch and bloody marys or stay home and not have to put on clothes? Decisions are hard.

[Casey Steven @thepocketduke]

Two new voicemails? Sounds like a problem for future Casey.