The POG Menace

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[The POG Menace @thepogmenace]

As a Mississippi boy I was on Ole Miss’s side until the fans made death threats against Lane Kiffin’s family now I hope LSU puts Chambliss’s head on a spike (metaphorically) as a warning. LSU drops a 50 burger in Oxford.

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@FadeAwayMedia @StiffShotsPod That’s because they didn’t say Hulk Hogan brother. If Hulk was in the Olympic Games, he would have went over brother. (I’m kidding, don’t come at me)

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That Sydney Sweeney ad showed how many bitter, insecure cunts exist

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@MoMohler She looks like she could fit the Gaza Strip in her mouth

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@MoMohler I hate it here. This society is not conducive to my lifestyle

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What’s better? Your football team and fantasy team winning on the same day? Or ejaculating at the same time as the beat drop in “In The Air Tonight” by Phil Collins?

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@HLC_actual “I just want groceries, gas, and rent to cost less”

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@MoMohler My mom is going to send this to me and 482 of her friends

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@jd_mcdonagh Na, bullying works. Actually we need more of it.

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Lane Kiffin’s half time speech gave me to the courage to tell the Waffle House staff my order was wrong. I’m now in ICU but it was worth it.

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If Emmitt Smith was born a fat white boy from Kansas, he would have never broke the all-time rushing record.

[Tony Jacob | FindaClip.com @tonjkb]

Historian Jared Diamond: "If Genghis Khan had been born 10 years later or 200 miles further away, we wouldn't know anything about him."

Jared Diamond: "Genghis Khan created the largest land empire in world history, all the way from China to Poland. And yet, there were other people who tried—Attila the Hun and Tamerlane the Turk. Why did Genghis Khan succeed?

Well, within the last 10 years, students of tree rings have figured out that on the Mongolian steppe, the wettest time in the last 2,000 years was the decade of Genghis Khan's birth. If he had been born 10 years later or 200 miles further away, we wouldn't know anything about Genghis Khan. But he happened to have been born at the right time and place because with all that rain, that meant hay to feed sheep and goats, to feed Mongol babies, and it also meant hay to feed Mongol horses to ride into battle.

So Genghis Khan was someone at the right time and place, but he had no idea, and we didn't have any idea until this tree ring study of the last decade."

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@ChaelSonnen Tell em Uncle Chael. I prefer my relationship environment to be people I trauma bond with while smashing a 30 pack of coors and ripping Zyns, then wash that down with an echelon.

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@JohnCena No, I prefer my relationship environment to be people I trauma bond with while smashing a 30 pack of coors and ripping Zyns, then wash that down with an @drinkEchelon

[The POG Menace @thepogmenace]

Abolish the ATF is the next move

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

This is HUGE!

Thank you to President Trump for pardoning this man from his BULLSHIT charges by Biden’s ATF.

The federal government has a duty to protect American gun owners, and it’s so good to see an innocent man go free 🇺🇸

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New MMA promotion but it’s just Waffle House employees

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@WikkedBlissys @HLC_actual That’s because we don’t give a shit about Toronto

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@HLC_actual I can’t wait to tell my grandkids we were the first country to defeat another country with memes

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Gen Z will get to tell their kids that we defeated a whole country with memes

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Canada's PM: We can start having trade discussions with the US when Americans stop doing memes, stop throwing shade, stop trying to be tough, and start being serious.

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@russian_bot_069 Shut up homo

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“I’m an MP. I’m basically Jack Reacher” As I house my 9th taco in 5 minutes.