PolarCow

You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan, and the next five years trying to be with your friends again.

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

I know who I’m voting for @LilNasX

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

@JennyENicholson I think we needed another line of text. “She could feel him...” is just kinda gross.

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

@flophousecat You made me laugh so hard on a recent cast. Thank you for your comeback to the Fancy Feast cat. Keep floppin’

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

@OC_Transpo I know. I will have to go from 1 transfer to 2 transfers and have an even longer commute. Thx

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

@OC_Transpo driver misses his turn at Bay. Changes # to 105. Does not stop at Flats. Does not turn at PDP3. Changes # to 44. Does not stop

[movie_goofs @movie_goofs]

Back to the Future (1985)
Anachronism

Marty McFly drives a DeLorean DMC-12 in 1955, but the DeLorean was first manufactured in 1981. (inspired by @citizen_sane)

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

It’s the weekend and we know you’ll be gettin weird and definitely acting the fool. But here at Arby’s we have a slogan: no one gives a shit what you do bc you’re irrelevant so just get over it and die like we all do.

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

@atrupar so if I understand correctly the US needs a wall because Mexicans are trafficking women into the USA that they’ve taped up in vans?

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

@SaffronOlive if mana leak is too good for standard, that’s WOTC putting the final nail in the coffin of traditional control...right?

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

@AmazingGlFS Mr Watterson did not create that. He always wanted his creation to stay on the page. He said merchandising cheapened his work

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

@WeirdHistoryPix Fake!! There were no sets in Attack of the Clones. Just blue screen rooms as far as the eye could see.

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

@SaffronOlive @Jojoyojimbi @sickofit it shouldn’t be a rich persons game

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

@SaffronOlive @Jojoyojimbi @sickofit then it’s wotc’s responsibility to (re)print till all cards are affordable or sell singles direct

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

@ThePolarCow

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

There is a town in North Ontario
Dream comfort memory to spare
And in my mind I still need a place to go
All my changes were there

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

@KimmyMonte We one convinced someone that Barry was short for Barold by comparing Harry to Harold

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Tonight there’s only one contest that really matters: which online idealogues will emerge victorious to self righteously mock the vanquished. For the rest of us, it’s toil, sleep, toil, die, just as it’s always been and always shall be, until the sun swallows us all

Vote arbys

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

@TolarianCollege @DirectiveXero but isn’t the fact that Goyf is Mythic also price related....uh...I mean what��s a secondary market?

[PolarCow @ThePolarCow]

@hellobigfoot Amen to that.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Remember Jared from subway?

Eat Arby’s.