Primrose

I postulate.

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Hot Butter Summer.

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@lickmycupcakes

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Hr coordinator: do you have any questions for me?
Me: couldn’t tell you even if I did

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So glad I woke up with a migraine on the first day of my new job.

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My feelings about Rings of Power sum up to: this is worse than Tom Bombadil erasure.

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alphabet sketchbook thread! this is a tiny old address book i bought at a flea market many years ago. i drew/collaged something on each page that started with the letter on the tab. i'm just putting them all in a thread together here! 📔✨

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I wish for Ddaeng to be on Spotify at least once a day, if not more.

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@lickmycupcakes Savage. I like it.

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@darxtorm …because it’s a little chili

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@darxtorm It looks like it needs a blanket

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@blaisedit Why did you put it on in the middle of summer tho

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Disneyland ruining things, yet again,

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@lickmycupcakes @darxtorm Gay robot husbands forever

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@lickmycupcakes Wow, he had an irrational emotional response to something harmless? I’m shocked.

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@james_dbm Please don’t break any bones

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I hope everyone going to When We Were Young remembers that their bodies are not the same as when they were young. Don’t go as hard as you used to, for the love of your backs and livers.

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Any app developers feel like helping @lickmycupcakes and I on a fun and helpful app that won’t make money but will make lives better?

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This tweet will only be funny to @HelloEah

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I saw a meme about knitting abbreviations and now all I can think when I ssk is “slip, slip, lmaotbl”

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@nameshiv My husband took me to a curry place he saw on tik tok and the waitress didn’t know what an onion bhaji was. I was distressed.

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If Army can’t get Super Tuna to chart now it’s on Spotify, what are our powers even for? #jin #supertuna