Zack

Professional Bummer

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@thiccshadie Clog all the toilets.

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@swagarah42069 Hell yeah

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At the rate I'm going, if I tried to kill myself, I'd just wake up 3 weeks later to an email explaining that death was given to a more qualified candidate while encouraging me to keep checking the website for more opportunities.

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My lawyer just pulled up on a scooter.

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@KREAYSHAWN ASCII gold

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@danahmon 😬😬😬

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@andletmejustsay

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@vamptwinkC Executables with apparel.

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Last night, I watched a video of myself taken about a week ago. I have let myself become such a fat fuck.
If I had a long enough extension cable, I would soak the toaster today.

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@danahmon #winning

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@thiccshadie The only reason I own a gun is to express this emoji IRL.

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Coworker: "I gotta hella good indie accent."

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Authorities state he died in a freak getting-shot-multiple-times accident. Autopsy report from coroner reads "Several shots were fired into the body well after he was dead." Officers involved suspended with extra pay until suicide investigation dissipates from public awareness.

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If I don't smoke and drink every night,
my brain gets a tummy ache 🙈

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She is so pretty. I can remember her colors are pretty.

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My girlfriend says if this posts gets 10,000 likes, she'll stop being in the walls!

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Shiny wall man laughs at me, but his face is weт. ;D

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Please hurry
The men in suits give me candy everyday, and it makes her voice so little. I can't keep thзм ouт for much loиger :)

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Mental health is a scam
Embrace psychopathy

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Imagine having anything to offer anyone, ever.