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Microdosing time travel by taking a little nap in the car

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Why are you as a man babysitting a bridge in Ramelle

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@IANCOGNEATO The timing of this is an attack on people who have good relationships with their mothers

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Whole Foods should sell cigarettes so that I don’t have to pay for cigarettes

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If the sun never rose again the manufacturing of Trolli Sour Brite Octopus gummies would not falter. This is because nothing involved in the production of Trolli Sour Brite Octopus Gummies is touched by God. I’m eating one now, the serving size is 2 Pieces.

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I like that Frank knew Bill was gay bc he paired a Beaujolais with rabbit.

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@sidro1231 Not annoying and not necessarily done just deep in an incubation period and not sure how long it is

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Just did hard drugs (drank ice water while chewing Big Red)

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What are former yeezy/kanye employees supposed to put on resumes now, please advise

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College advisor / receptionist at a weekly doctor energy

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In the mood for an older woman I don’t know very well to call me ‘sweetie’ :)

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The Lonesome Crowded West gf
This is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About bf

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I listen to podcasts I don’t like/care about all day so I will be better at ignoring peoples conversations I don’t want to overhear when I’m in the real world

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The gym is for battling demons and beating back the deluge of intrusive thoughts, not looking cute, stop wearing those outfits.

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@KINGS0L0M0N 🥰🥰🥰

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i’m tired of people calling me brave. stop calling me brave. i don’t wanna be brave i wanna be cool!

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@vonSpawn IUJFTCUTV

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@meetka We went to the park lane hotel during a blizzard once and it was full decrepit and abandoned but the view was incredible 10/10 recommend