Mitch Matis

I'm a doctor, I'm a dad, but above all else, I'm clueless

[Mitch Matis @ThePreyingMatis]

@atxgoodguy any *male highschooler

[Mitch Matis @ThePreyingMatis]

@EmilyJMatis

[Pick Six Previews @PickSixPreviews]

It’s my duty to share this every Heisman Day

2009 Defensive Line Stats

• Alabama = National Champions
• Florida = Defending Champions
• Texas = Runner-Up
• Ndamukong Suh = Himself

[Essentially David @EssentiallyDC]

Adding to the dream tiger trend

[Mitch Matis @ThePreyingMatis]

@EmilyJMatis *with the cats

[Nebraska Humane Society @NEHumaneSociety]

A devastating tornado recently swept through West Omaha, leaving behind significant damage. NHS can take in any animals that need emergency shelter. If you need assistance, please call Animal Control at 402-444-7800 ext. 1.

Photos from @omaha_scanner

[Mitch Matis @ThePreyingMatis]

@EmilyJMatis That's the same thing I said when I was scrolling to find sesame street!

[Mitch Matis @ThePreyingMatis]

Emily's continue watching list:

Bombing documentary
Drug addiction documentary
Sesame Street
Massacre documentary
Sexual assault documentary
Four weddings

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Sharing this again for those who need it today.

[Mitch Matis @ThePreyingMatis]

@EmilyJMatis

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

THERE IT IS! THE RECEIVING YARDS ROOKIE RECORD!

📺 @NFLonFOX | @ASAPpuka

[Rams Community @RamsCommunity]

RETWEET TO VOTE FOR COOP‼️

#WPMOYChallenge x @CooperKupp

[Mitch Matis @ThePreyingMatis]

My kid this week:
If you can't handle me at my learning to scream to get what I want. Then you don't deserve me at my learning to make fart sounds with my mouth.

[Angelo, Lord of Innistrad @thejesguy]

You’ve heard of Girl Dinner, now get ready for Boy Breakfast

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

It saddens me to know that somewhere in America, right at this very minute, a well-meaning person is being hornswaggled by a recipe for some ginger-mandarin cranberry compote nonsense when the perfect cranberry sauce already exists and can’t be topped.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I know they got the HOA in shambles 💀

[Caroline Frumento @beebooties]

worship HIM ✨🙏✨