justme

Just another great kenyan!

[WE CHU LI @AyomaDinah]

Imagine a whole president having TSC letters at Statehouse and issuing them like popcorn to politicians to use them as bait for the miserable youth....
What a pathetic human being

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

A population kept in survival mode is less likely to organize, protest, or revolt. That’s why I believe this economic hardship isn’t accidental.

[David Nahinga Π 🇰🇪✊🏿 @dnahinga]

How many Tuesdays are there in the fifth year in August?

Bwana hiyo katiba imepita understanding ya ordinary man.

Kumbe nchi mzima inaweza kulala usingizi hadi isahau Kupiga Kura General Election. 😂

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

Members of Parliament are openly confessing how they took bribes to undertake a constitutional process & yet nothing will happen to them. No inquiries. No investigations. Nothing. In fact, even journalists interviewing them are laughing about it like it is a joke. I give up!

[DCI KENYA @DCI_Kenya]

WANTED FOR MURDER
The Directorate of Criminal Investigations is warning Hon Didmus Barasa, who has since gone into hiding after the brutal murder of one Brian Olunga, to surrender to the nearest police station within the next 6-hours.

[DciJuja @dcijuja]

Don't say anything
Just Reply and Retweet
#ArresrEliudLagat.
#ArrestEliudLagat.

[Baba Ramilah ❁ @HeemMufc]

Hapana, punguzeni kupeana number za watu kwa authorities

[justme @theprojectlex]

@SafaricomPLC cant get message notifications after setting up the missed call alert

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

I'm tired of good things always happening to others and not us😭😭😭😭 but I will clap for them still😭

[GG Mwai @GithinjiMwai]

Other countries vs Kenya.
NTSA should work closely with KURA to ensure there are proper road signs.

[BRUNO FERNANDES COUSIN @QueenMancunian]

Tell me why your club have employed 935 players, 20 permanent managers and 8 caretakers but still have no champions league trophy since 1866.

Take mic 🎤n explain to us 😂

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

No thanks. Fuck Israel.

[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

Palestine

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Tunafaa tuvae Jersey sisi wote tujifanye tumeingia tao kusherekea kikombe tukifika huko tugeuze ikue maandamano

[ephraimnjegafan @ephraimnjegafan]

We’re back to Toroitich days in every sense of the way.

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Dereva wa nchi ni people pleaser. And we're not the people he pleases.

[☬ My Heart Is In Rosario ☬ @Shavin_]

Hate how as a Kenyan, everyday feels like we are parenting Kipchirchir through his presidency because he's a toddler that wants to mess up everything.

It's all "Wacha!" "Usiguze hio" "Usiuze hio" "Usiibe hio" "Usikule pesa ya education" "Nisikupate na terrorists" for fucks sake!

[James @MrJamesKe]

There is nothing patriotic about tolerating incompetence year after year.

[Olivia Pope @darkerberry__]

Ever since this man took office, he’s done NOTHING but consistently show Kenyans just how low he can go.