John Oakes

The New John Oakes ™️ Do not settle for any other John Oakeses

[John Oakes @thepunchykicky]

Sumo people:

Have you heard about https://t.co/x3AWKGu3JC ?

25$ a month. Stream tons of shit from NHK and other networks.

Top division matches usually are between 12-2am PST but I think they replay the stream a few times each day.

[John Oakes @thepunchykicky]

@VolkaraFrance @GeorgesStPierre @bjpenndotcom Remember like it was yesterday.

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@VicNobu Haha

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@ThePeoplesMMA Respek

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John Oakes status update:
Still a CME die hard.
Still a shit eating wild person.
Just as tired of the racist/wackadoo right bullshit as all of you.
Have gotten into the NFL the last two years especially. I no longer giggle at the term “penetration.” Innocence lost.

[John Oakes @thepunchykicky]

Am I on the sumo wagon?
Yes.
I am.

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Ano otokonoko īdesu

“That boy good” for my sumo friends out there.

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Pills or booze?

https://t.co/rbcfkMZRu6

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Booing a Gracie for pulling guard is uncouth. Philistines.

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Charles Jourdain now knows what it’s like to parent any 8yr old

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Flashbacks to the Werdum butt scooting debacle of 2008

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@123midnite Glad to see you’re still out here doing the Lord’s work 🙏

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@LucrativeMMA Should I have funds in multiple books to take advantage of the best MMA lines and props? Which do you recommend?

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@LucrativeMMA YA BREATHIN

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@RealNickDavis Fucking amazing night. Got murdered but fuckin hell that was some amazing shit

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@RealNickDavis Hahahaha

[Chad Dundas @chaddundas]

DON'T fall for the fake tweet about Patrick Mahomes testing positive PEDs but DO fall for this tweet about how Patrick Mahomes sounds just like Kenny Powers:

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@BloodyElbow He just wants everyone to know he wasn’t watching Fedor

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That was fuckin heart warming as shit