the pyhe

like the hype but worse

[the pyhe @thepyyyyhe]

what y'all call "white wine" is actually yellow wine. the real white wine is whole milk

[the pyhe @thepyyyyhe]

crouching tiger, hidden fees

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

someone should sell signs you can put on your car that say "sorry, i only parked like this because the guy who was in the spot next to me parked like an asshole but he's gone now"

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

defendent: yes, i did the mash

prosecutor: was it the monster mash?

defendent: you know it was

prosecutor: yes, right. now, was it a graveyard smash?

defendent [turns to judge]: is this guy kidding me?

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

the guy who keeps stealing my packages is really gonna love my latest order, "giant beehive (1 count)"

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

[my ringtone, beyonce's "run the world (girls)" goes off in an important client meeting]

everyone: [stares at me]

me: what? you don't support women?

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

i'm not really into the bar scene (eating granola bars), i'm more into the club scene (eating club sandwiches)

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

detective: each set of fingerprints is unique, and yours were found all over the crime scene

me: oh no...

detective: yep. you realize what this means, right?

me: yes... someone must have cloned me

[the pyhe @thepyyyyhe]

a cup is kinda like a bucket but small 🤔🤔

[the pyhe @thepyyyyhe]

@hereisMichaelM @Branden_Gilbert @jvd0730 @KylenMills nothing you've said in this thread has any basis in reality

[the pyhe @thepyyyyhe]

sarge saved my life back in 'nam, i'd follow him into the bowels of hell [sarge goes into a tgi fridays] sarge no

[the pyhe @thepyyyyhe]

@RExkQjl0 @punished_cait absolutely no business of the app's developers whether users talk about people behind their backs, are you kidding me

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they should invent diet weed: it still gets you high but doesn't make you talk about how cool it is all the time

[the pyhe @thepyyyyhe]

@G0LDEAR @KDTrey5 that's not taunting

[the pyhe @thepyyyyhe]

@vetea007 @FTB_VIDS this is sarcasm right?

[the pyhe @thepyyyyhe]

the centuries-old war between cats and dogs will come to a head eventually and when it does i'll be there ready with kibbles & bits or meow mix for the victor

[the pyhe @thepyyyyhe]

@AmberSmelson don't ever speak to that person again lol

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@jamie_uhler @JorExposed @casualtakeking lol

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@TwoWayHarden @TheNBACentral L

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@rockstarbeast24 @JacquesD10_ @MollyBSimp @statmuse demar isn't even a top-10 player in the league lol

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@ArmyStanding @ConspiracyBull1 hmm, i wonder if the u.s. is sending forces / weapons just for fun, or if it's in direct response to something russia did. oh well, guess there's no way to know