Calista

Why not start the trend?

Sophie

[Calista @thequeencalista]

I #VoteKatnissMTV for Best Hero! Watch the @MTV #movieawards on April 12 starting at 7:30 ET to see who wins! http://t.co/rnHZ2qVMBa

[Calista @thequeencalista]

tweet, tweet, tweet trying to get promotions from twitter #killemall #twitter

[Calista @thequeencalista]

Having a smart person moment, OMG stands for Magnesium Oxide #imbrilliant #likeaG

[Calista @thequeencalista]

I can't be the only one seeing a resemblance #ladygaga #galliano

[Calista @thequeencalista]

Did anyone else see the 11:30 showing of Oh! Wow! Thing?
It's my fave episode yet.

[Calista @thequeencalista]

FLORAL IS BACK IN B***HES!!! 🌺🌸 #totesbrag

“@fashion_double: Bold Fashion Style 2015 179 http://t.co/HigkWrT5hI”

[Calista @thequeencalista]

Ad: Having trouble determining black and blue from white and gold. If so, come to Correct Colors inc. and get your eyes removed today!

[Calista @thequeencalista]

When people take things too far

Florida Woman Accused Of Faking Cancer To Steal Money From Well-Wishers http://t.co/l7c8AbANUJ

[Calista @thequeencalista]

Love Andy's new white and gold iPhone 6, even though he insisted it was black and blue #hewrong

[Calista @thequeencalista]

Just bought these brag louboutin's #inlove #redsole

[Calista @thequeencalista]

Is it raining at anybody else's house? My parents insist on watering plants and that means NO SUN! 😭☀️😭☀️😭☀️#notfair

[Calista @thequeencalista]

Just found out I have to go listen to this Meg Null speaker who apparently was in the Army....we still have an Army?

[Calista @thequeencalista]

Ad: BOWS ARE IN!!! come into Weatherbee & Crotch to get you very own Michael Kors Bow for the very low price of $66,000 #bargindeal

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God we will give you Justin Bieber if you will give us back Joan Rivers. #savefashionpolice #peopleareannoying
@justinbieber @fashionpolice

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can't wait to see The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel! #megbragmovie #mustsee

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Chipmunk was so yesterday. I guess you can call me "Julius Pringles" #bad2worse

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@TitusFeed6 @LinkofLink professor negative at his finest

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Brag emoji cake pop #thesassisreal

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When sitting at home is less exciting than being at school... #null

[Calista @thequeencalista]

When this is what you look like when you wake up #swollen #surgeryprobs #going2program