rach

[rach @therachattack]

u never know how drunk u are until ur in the bathroom alone

[cheyenne ꕤ TODAY @cheylikemagic]

festivals: cancelled
nba: cancelled
my work: see you tomorrow

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

that wasnt very “i have no money” of me

[. @SuiNeltwork]

if you cough here, we will execute you on main street

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

people who post less on social media be thinking that they have a master degree in maturity

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

teacher: i need some strong boys to carry these chairs

me, a 9 year old girl, already sick of sexism:

[jazmyn @_jazmean__]

Sick and tired of these 30 min weekends

[pat regan @poregan]

when u text on ur phone it is:
-rude
-self obsessed
-millennial (pejorative)
-being TOO PLUGGED-IN

when u text on ur computer it is:
-journalism
-creatively freeing
-millennial (in a good way)
-being connected<3

[James @CaucasianJames]

it’s been real hard to beliebe these days

[helena riley @freshhel]

Jsut found out i dress exactly like judge judy on her day off do not fucking text

[James @CaucasianJames]

fuck it. i’m going out tonight

[Greg Dunbar @gdun]

Me calling Chili’s to make a dinner reservation for my bachelor party:

[rach @therachattack]

@shoshmcgosh @kalesalad @nicolesapieha I'm crying

[josh 🦅 @icyy_josh]

9yr old me rearranging my room at 2 in the morning

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

regular weekend: damn hope I have time to do laundry

three day weekend: 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝐼’𝓁𝓁 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝒶 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓀

[rach @therachattack]

@quenblackwell @nicolesapieha

[rach @therachattack]

i think i'll be saying "it's just a really busy time of year" for the rest of my life