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dont ragebait & then be surprised when u catch a ragefish

[don’t call the cops 🔻📕 @posauce95]

found the guy that @pants based his characters on

[don’t call the cops 🔻📕 @posauce95]

“The Bechdel Test? More like the Boring Movie Test!” - @theragefish (allegedly)

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one time my brother said he thinks he could win in a fight against a cheetah & i was like thats ridiculous but i think most men think the same im gonna start asking them

[Netflix @netflix]

“I haven’t really said much, but now it’s time.”

Tyra Banks, Jay Manuel, Nigel Barker, Miss J Alexander and former contestants are featured in an explosive new documentary about America’s Next Top Model, one of the most popular — and controversial — reality shows of all-time.

Reality Check: Inside America's Next Top Model premieres February 16.

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the buses in denver drive just like this

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@micahicahcahahh this is a really good tweet

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i shook my lil butt in front of alfredo n he said i look like this & im gonna be mad about it forever im gonna mention it in our vows

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i think the memes the kids use these days (like 67) often come from like deep niche internet & its the kids way of being self aware about how everything is internet these days & how they are so different from older generations (who will never understand the memes) because of that

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honestly im a 0.3% global fan of fka twigs so watch what u say to me whore

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@colonelingus_

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@colonelingus_ hayliens is so good. we come n pee?

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@colonelingus_ i b there in 15 days biiiitch!!!

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@colonelingus_ i was craaaazy back then

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heather gay from real housewives of salt lake city giving an interview on my favorite ex-mormon youtube channel about her new documentary called "surviving mormonism" is kinda my super bowl

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also i actually looked so slay when i tweeted this just fyi

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ankle: sprained
ID: lost
phone charger: left behind
makeup: still on

& i was only out for like 2 hours 😀

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i dont know what it is as soon as someone starts explaining sports to me i just hear elevator music BLASTING in my head

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@colonelingus_ also pierre bit me last night & i have puncture wounds on my thumb & its day2 of my period