it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.
and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?
sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.
BTW, if youโre new here. I track every single bet I make on this spreadsheet for every sport.
Transparency always ๐
Pikkit public as well. ๐ซก
https://t.co/84ckvK16T4
โ Born in Australia
โ Averaging 3.1 steals per game
โ New nickname on Basketball Reference
Dyson Daniels is now officially "The Great Barrier Thief"
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@PropBomb You're an absolute night mare for the bookies. Could you please provide a template for this sheet so that some of us can track our prop bets just like you?