Randy Bear

I'm a spirit bear trapped in the body of an adorable stuffed toy. Unofficial mascot of Canada. (No relation to Teddy Bear).

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

*eats mouse* #BearLife #Rawr

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

Wuss. #BearLife #Rawr https://t.co/lay0PV29Hs

[The Independent @Independent]

Orphaned polar bear found wandering alone gets second chance in new home https://t.co/bLpcvfGx5M

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

It's times like this that you just have to... grin and... BEAR it. *wiggles eyebrows* #BearLife #Rawr

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

I AM A BEAR #BearLife #Rawr

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

Eggward has misbehaved. He must be diciplined. Three weeks, no bear internet. That's how I roll. #BearLife #Rawr #DadLife

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

*yawns* #BearLife #Rawr

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

@NoChillGoose Wazzup, Goosebro?

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

Wondering what to do with all those plastic shopping bags in your pantry? Eat 'em! #AdviceFromABear #BearLife #Rawr

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

Me-fucking-ow, mawfuckas. #BearLife #Rawr

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

Just in case you're wondering, that look means "fuck off" #BearLife #Rawr https://t.co/IsClzLTklS

[CBC News @CBCNews]

'Bear was looking right at him': Close encounters with polar bears in Labrador https://t.co/bxPpUrUAyW

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

Was just reminiscing about the first hiker I ever mauled. Good times. #BearLife #Rawr

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

Fuck a duck. #AdviceFromABear

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

A bit dissapointed to admit that yoga didn't work out. Apparently, not having bones doesn't give you the upper hand in flexibility. #Rawr

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

*scratches ear*

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

I think I might try getting into yoga. #BearLife #Rawr

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

Again, I'd like to state publicly that - contrary to popular belief - I am "not" a "real" bear. #BearLife #Rawr #HumanScum

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

Nothing goes with a nice cold beer better than a nice warm mouse. Cheers, human scum. #BearLife #Weekend #Yum

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

Sometimes when I'm alone I shave my ass cheeks, paint them red, and pretend to be a baboon. #BearLife #Bearboon #Rawr

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

I think we should start calling train stations "railports". Then again, I'm not a people. #BearLife #AdviceFromABear

[Randy Bear @therandybear]

The human roommate is pulling his hair out in front of a spreadsheet. Human scums are so weird sometimes. #BearLife #Rawr #HumanScum