Randy Persaud

Your company computer guy. Aspiring funny guy. Current regular guy. New Age Geek Guy™. 100% Nerdified...ESQ

[Randy Persaud @therantbot]

My new year's resolution is to,
stop all the pollution,
Talk too muthafuckin' much,
I got my drink, I got my music,
I said bitch don't kill my vibe.

[Randy Persaud @therantbot]

Money trees is the perfect place for shade and, that's just how I feel.

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@nugent_jason @SkinnerSteven please explain the concept of a joke to our dear dear friend.

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Aw mannnnn, they took away my blue checkmark......

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The culmination of love is grief.

And yet we love, despite the inevitable.

To grieve deeply, is to have loved fully.

[Randy Persaud @therantbot]

@UPexpress are the ticket vending machines effected by the Rogers outage?

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5,000,040 naughty shorty.

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This is one of the realest interviews I've read in a long time.

@donaldglover

https://t.co/XQnWqeMpzT

[Randy Persaud @therantbot]

"The fact that you don't know what it is, is not evidence that you know what it is."

[Randy Persaud @therantbot]

T-Pain bought her beverages to consume, she downed them, became inebriated.

[LEGO @LEGO_Group]

Today we’re celebrating the 64th birthday of the LEGO brick! Time sure flies when you’re busy building 😃🎉

[Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie]

not wordle just a spidey suit

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[Sid Seixeiro @Sid_Seixeiro]

People struggle with mental health everyday in this country. These charities work year round to help individuals through incredibly difficult times. Support them if you can:

@KidsHelpPhone
@MHRCanada
@CMHAQuesnel
@jackdotorg
@TrueNorthAid
@BlackHealthCAN
@LGBTYouthLine

[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

It’s Bell Let’s Talk Day! Check out how these celebrities look after their own mental health and join the conversation. For each video view, Bell donates an additional 5¢ to Canadian mental health initiatives. #BellLetsTalk

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk 'em
Got drunk

[Randy Persaud @therantbot]

@kosinception YES

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@menkawalia the thing about your opinion is, nobody asked for it. #YouGotServed #ItsAnOldMovieLookItUp

[Randy Persaud @therantbot]

I am retweeting myself because I am funny and underrated.

[Randy Persaud @therantbot]

It's that part of the year where the Americans look forward to Thanksgiving, and Canadians look forward to people sending them pictures of snow falling in their backyard for the first time this season.

[Big Bird @BigBird]

I got the COVID-19 vaccine today! My wing is feeling a little sore, but it'll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy.

Ms. @EricaRHill even said I’ve been getting vaccines since I was a little bird. I had no idea!

[Randy Persaud @therantbot]

Why is there no daylight savings time sales? You cowards.

COWARDS!!!

#DaylightSavingTime