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✨in my mom era ✨ @mistahjmed 💍

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Got married in Vegas on Friday the 13th ❤️ 10/10 best day of my life

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If me 5 years ago could see my life now, she’d be so proud 🥺❤️

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Was out in public for most of the day today with a 2 year old throwing tantrums every 10-15 mins and Jon looked at me and said “imagine having more than one” 🙃 sir, I just got my second Cymbalta dosage increase within a month im barely handling 1 child 😭

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Daycare just really sends the most unhinged updates. They sent a picture of my son after he dumped a bucket of water on his head, he’s soaked and they captioned it “at least he’s clean” 🙃 someone come get this child

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How is it not even Tuesday yet?

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Sometimes it blows my mind that I’m actually somebody’s mother bc wdym

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Jon was the first person to tell me about the TS<>TK engagement because he got a sports account notification on Instagram 🙃. If that doesn’t scream true love idk what does

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Potentially a bad idea to read lights out at work on lunch break because why am I kicking my feet and giggling in a warehouse 🙃

[Tech Bro Memes @techbromemes]

me opening Teams every morning

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My coworker just asked if I work multiple jobs (60-70 hours a week) for fun…who’s gonna tell him?

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In the mood to run until my lungs give out

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Spent $10 on pre-chopped pineapple (I’m lazy I know) only for it to mostly be the stupid white center pieces that have no flavor

[liz @lizette_ee]

364 days until edc

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It’s me, the weirdo 🙋🏻‍♀️

[chris @ATR3lDES]

anyone that enjoys movies like this are weirdos to me #notsorry

[space wizard @space__wizard]

being at home on EDC weekend:

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This was the meme for reference:

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You know you’ve made it in life when your boss finds an art the clown meme and shows it to you and says “this made me think of you”