Ryan Cruz

winner of worst adult child, 20+ years running

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is gonna be okay

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

"being deludu is not the solulu" - repeat ad naseum until it fucking sticks in my head

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

I think it's never been more over lmao and I'm not sure that's just the anxiety talking 🫠🫠

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

Easiest way to torture me would be to force me to watch every single interaction I have ever had with people Clockwork Orange style, then let my anxiety just take over 🫠🫠

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

"brother none of these words are in the bible" is still my favorite reaction to hearing cursed shit

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

bro you're literally in the philippines why are you wearing a maga hat smh

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

Literally an adult already and still get nervous when I get left alone with the shopping cart in line with no method of payment 🤣🤣

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

Hate the shame beep my PS5 does when I turn it on after a brownout 😡😡

"Hey dumb bitch you didn't turn your PS5 properly."

It wasn't my fault don't get mad at me 😓😓

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

i literally cannot stop myself sometimes from putting haha at the end of my messages what is wrong with me haha

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

I don't know if this already exists, but similar to a rage room there should be a space where you can pay for any empty room where you can scream into a wall, cry on the floor, nervously pace around back and forth, or do whatever you want

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

"Assumptions and jumping to conclusions never end well" - I shout to the world and to myself for the millionth time, hoping that it will stick but knowing deep down inside that it never does

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

Pro tip, watching Your Name and Weathering With You in back to back days is not good for your mental😭😭

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

Apparently, I just found the most effective way to torture myself... by forcing me to read all of my old tweets in high school/college

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

Considering reviving my twitter just to have an outlet where I can spew random thoughts out into the ether 🤔🤔🤔

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

Thank god Samsung didn't send that creepy notification with just "1" on it late at night, I might have lost my shit.

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

Is it sad that I want to enroll in the beta program for Gboard just so I can send official sad cowboy emojis to people?

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

ngl Katip without electricity looks eerie and cool

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

@xav_and_load @ladybeatricee @gabbrrrielle plz no

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

Can't catch a break out here man. Have been lurking for so long and I'm still getting randomly roasted out here 😭

[Ryan Cruz @therascars]

The free office that came with my .edu e-mail just expired.

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