robert 🍳

#1 anarkyer & azraeler & the hulker & kid omegaer NA
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[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

@moxplant i did not know this

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

im meeting up with women on hinge solely to rob them #grind

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

@DawnCerule @fr3aksh0w357 @lunatussys hey dawn, it's me, evil robert. i have slipped 30 ibuprofen into your drink

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

when im playing fortnite and get kills while using peely

[Originalso @originalso7694]

a rain activated bag that changes color when it gets wet

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

Elon Musk has HIJACKED my #Neuralink™ Brain Chip to BLOW UP if i STOP JERKING OFF!! @grok HELP!

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

@justbeetlecat glad to see tim’s honoring bruce’s mentor with this visor situation

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

everybody gonna have to deal with how annoying i’m gonna be for the foreseeable decade as these come out

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

‘Batman Knightfall’ animated films have been announced 🦇

• Will be four parts

• Part 1 releases in 2026

Synopsis:

"When the mysterious behemoth known only as Bane frees Batman’s entire Rogue’s Gallery from Arkham Asylum, the Caped Crusader is pushed to his mental and physical breaking point”

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

@DawnCerule Hitler & Stalin vs Bloons TD 6 Engineer

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

@194goobert @fancyahhpigeon

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

@madnessnmammals don't worry guys this isn't real. superboy would never see the pearly gates

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

@anarky1997 what’s this from?

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

@nichefavsdaily GOAT mentioned

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

snorting 6 feet of pure rock salt and killing Frederick Engels again

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

@mattlikesfilm bros #DippingInTheWatters

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

@tfemredtodd lonnie drawing the line at underage drinking is the funniest thing like why does he care about that. You’ve killed several “people” bro

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

explaining The Immortal Hulk and i have to go from the mystical evil hell energy dimension with abusive father satan to Fentanyl Gun Man and try and make it make sense

[Whar❓️ @the_whar]

Explaining comic lore to someone who doesn't read comics is consistently one of the funniest experiences on the planet

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

they gotta give her this swag again

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

#NowReading. in approximately 5 years i will have read all of no man's land and the lead up stuff

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

#NowReading. in approximately 5 years i will have read all of no man's land and the lead up stuff

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

@nichefavsdaily they should start forcing people at gunpoint to read him

[robert 🍳 @theratsultan]

@DawnCerule don’t even joke