Karthik Subramanian

My buttered toast always lands on it's side

[Karthik Subramanian @there_for_you]

@Yet_for_you I say..." Lay off the coffee, doc!!!!"

[Karthik Subramanian @there_for_you]

@Yet_for_you I believe every single event in life happens so I can rant about it. :D

[Karthik Subramanian @there_for_you]

@Yet_for_you Maybe you were just hungry...

[Karthik Subramanian @there_for_you]

@Yet_for_you Alas, maiden I could not be there to rescue you in the winter of your discontent...and to mooch some dinner off you..

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@Yet_for_you yea....tuesday is "twins day" wednesday "get married" day, thursday "a dry day" friday "kfc day" and saturday "mmmmm" day.

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@Yet_for_you how many business analysts does it take to change a light bulb? :D

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@Yet_for_you so what's the marathon...you run while munching on biscuits???

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@Yet_for_you Ahhh..a shoe fetish...mmm...please lie down on the couch....no..not that one..thats my casting cou..err..that one's broken.

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@tastekid YEAH!! Red Hot Chilli Peppers!!!

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@Yet_for_you Rich Mp's? So what's their profession, robbing from the rich and the poor? period..

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@Yet_for_you to you everyone's a doll...even Barbie...:D that's sweet

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@Yet_for_you I can't feel my neck!!! I CAN'T FEEL MY NECK!!!...so you can write again huh?? thatsssocool!!!

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@Yet_for_you Happy birthday to your Ma!!!!!

[Karthik Subramanian @there_for_you]

@Yet_for_you Learnt that the medicine shoots up just right after you swallow it.. I wouldn't gift doctors the time of the day.

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@Yet_for_you Lying on the sweltering warm floor, cigarette smell wafting through the air, sticky sweat all around...this is home..:(

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@Yet_for_you What is it with women and bald men?? I almost feel sorry I have long hair...I miss the 90s

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@Yet_for_you Recommend two books myself....Opening car door for dummies ...and Who moved my clutch and brake pedals? by Karthik Subramanian

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@Yet_for_you So how do i combine marriage and career? Any thoughts, advice,
tips ??

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@Yet_for_you spending the night waiting for the next night...Pinewoods here I come!!!!! no pun intended!!:D

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@Yet_for_you Mastani????is that you.....I am Karthik shpielberg....watch my shpeil....what I churn out in the name of movies!!