That Man Over There™

Bacchus-in-training, here to make fun of the assholes keeping shit stirred up. If you're cool, we're cool.

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@NewsWire_US 'Art of the Deal' is never committing to a deal even when you're unequivocally backed into a corner.

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@atrupar Hey, remember when we said 'every accusation is a confession' with this admin?
Yeah I'm pretty sure we can extend it to this too, considering I guarantee the Iranians are calling him the dumbest son of a bitch to ever run the USA.

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@factpostnews Hang on, if I remember right markings on the back of the hand mean gang affiliation to the Trump admin.
Better lock him up until we find out which cartel he's associated with, he's probably in with one of the guys that bribed him for a pardon.

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@MeidasTouch Oh that hand was *shaking*. Doddering Donnie barely on his feet, and yet all the dumbasses have to play defense for the geriatric bastard despite 4 years of bitching about Joe.

The hypocrisy is hilarious.

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@HQNewsNow Holy balding, Batman.

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@souljagoyteller If he doesn't, he can just play yellowface in a couple Sandler flicks, that should cover it.

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@MeidasTouch Remember kids, this pool was supposed to be beautiful and blue for good from now on according to King Dipshit.

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@noinconsistency To be fair, with his hand just about falling off, his ankles looking like pool floaties, his hair falling out by the day, and his brain cooked by syphilis?
He's not too far off the mark from one.

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Glad we spent all that money turning the Reflecting Pool green instead of, y'know.
Things that would actually benefit the country. Nah, gotta stroke King Dipshit's fragile ego and let him ruin things or he might throw a tantrum.

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@Lecheffette Weird flex admitting you're too dumb to learn a second language, but you do you.

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@JasenMykel

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@reeceollld Now you too can own your own Charlie Kirk commemorative coin with just one simple tool:

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@Wesley_Todd_ See, when you write it like that I suddenly understand everything that's wrong with Texas: y'all are inbred as fuck, just like old European families.

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@Mayoisspicyy Hey now, that's not fair!
Plenty of them are back in the clink for homicide, firearm possession, domestic abuse...

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@HormuzLetter Israel really just needs to be treated as the runaway terrorist regime it has become.
Any other nation in the Middle East would have been labeled as one for even a fraction of what Israel says and does. Enough coddling them.

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@TheRealJChubby Honest to god slave mentality. These are the guys that'd be blind sycophants to the nobility in the dark ages so they could have slightly better crusts of bread.

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@Mike_Eagle 'Congrats, you won capitalism. Put your head in this hole to receive your prize!'

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@benshapiro I mean, I have more respect for him punching back than *you* taking paychecks to slavishly lick Elon's boots.
Remember Ben, no matter how much money you make, you will always be a bought bitch with no identity of your own~

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@PopCrave Even God's smiling on the removal of Lardass' name from the Kennedy Center.