Caitlin Gregory

Recently described as both "no sides, just edges" and "feels on the outside, rage on the inside". Feed me and I soften.

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If you get in a car and The Heart Of The Matter by Don Henley is on and you don't sing/scream it with me in your most passionate Dad Rock voice could we even be friends?

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@ellegist I had very clear plans: no intervention, a clear birth plan on dos and donts, etc. Ended up induced, and when that didn’t work, in an emergency c-section. Not my plan, but both healthy and happy. So my opinion is have a plan but be fine with it changing ❤️

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I don’t know what this impulse is in me but whenever someone says they are bad at math I say “yeah same” when I am in fact very good at math ???

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@gabrielledrolet This! Whenever I meet a fellow Torontonian in Australia, we always end up following up with where we are *really* from.

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I think this about one million times a day when I am out with my baby.

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Yes hello.

[Maintenance Phase @MaintenancePod]

Finally got demographic info for our show and it turns out our listeners are mostly lady millennials with impeccable taste

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I know it all happens very fast but does no one on Love Is Blind know a wedding dress tailor because these dresses are not fitting

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@saltandketchup She knew exactly how to distract everyone so we could get the goods

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I lived it: my child pooped badly while in a store so I left to change her, taking a pram of stolen merchandise with me.

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@elamin88 Oh that doesn’t bode well for a lady born in 1989 😂

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I have thought this exact thing so many times since having my baby.

[𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕟 @karissachen]

It is weird bc now I feel like, oh all these ppl have been walking around living life in a way I completely was unaware of and now I've crossed over to another parallel universe and joined some club where everyone looks the same but is actually different than I thought

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As someone who regularly is driving around with their baby alone, I am begging australia to get with the pay at the pump program for gas stations.

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It took 6 months but the postpartum hormonal acne has arrived with a vengeance. One week before returning to work we love to see it.

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@sovietmovies RIGHT?! Just insanity and so fucked

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Yesterday a woman came up to me and my baby and said I had a cute baby. How nice! Then she said “You’re not allowed to say he or she anymore so I won’t even ask” which was a big what the fuck.

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@saltandketchup TRULY. I honestly was SO MAD

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Anyway fuck that woman.

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I was, honestly, enraged. That someone would say that to my child. That they felt entitled to, and felt it was right. I haven’t stopped thinking about it, how you can provide as much safety & acceptance as possible but still someone will feel it’s their right to be assholes.

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This! When my husband asked the guy in front of him on our first international post-2020 flight if he could not recline all the way the man GOT THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND COMPLAINED.

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Know how I know I’m a good mom? I stop to show my kid the spiders and bugs and act excited so that she’s not terrified of them like me.