Mike𖤐

Marceline 12/07/19 nothing else matters. self loathing narcissist. Taxation is Theft. 32. Recovering addict. My tweets are satire. Poly and Pansexualॐ

[Edie @3edie3]

going on MasterChef with an eating disorder and making coffee and cigarettes every time

[kar @bustitopen420]

Jerry Seinfeld you will always be a pedophilic LOSER

[jackass @jackassworld]

until we meet again some sunny day… happy birthday, ryan.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i’ve been fighting the far right for a decade plus. i never would’ve imagined a labor govt would ban me from entering the uk. dark times ahead for the west. liberalism is dead, maga fascism and it’s corrosive influence is felt everywhere.

[Mike𖤐 @thereal8ball35]

Vivek is a snake, and i say that with malice. Dude has literally zero clue about what people need, and after getting shredded over birth right citizenship...I think hes a bit fucking stupid as well.

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

Ohio spends over $40BN on Medicaid every year & there are undoubtedly a large number of dollars going to people who shouldn’t be getting it. That’s unfair & it’s a moral issue. A top priority for my administration will be to recover those savings & return it to law-abiding Ohioans.

[Mike𖤐 @thereal8ball35]

@gigiidarko Yeah but you gotta shoot me at the same time so people start rumors

[Mike𖤐 @thereal8ball35]

@TheTopMostDog @Battlefield Its a licensing issue

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

You can tell the people who didn’t/don’t have moms who show up for them and are resentful about it to the point they hate people who do because their response to a mother who never stops being a mother regardless of her children’s age is that the child needs to just always cope on their own.

There is indeed a large difference between enabling immature and destructive behaviors and being the type of mother who comes to save her babies in need. Personally I will always be my mommy’s baby when I am drowning, and she will always be the hand that pulls me out of hell. I’m never going to be ashamed of needing my mom. I was a part of her and her body kept me alive. Having lost my dad, I’m never going to take for granted that I have a parent who will be by my side the moment I need her. I want her with me forever. I will still need her when I’m 80. Because what are we all if nothing but eternally our mother’s babies in a world where nothing will ever be as comforting as returning to the place we were always safest… with her.

[Mike𖤐 @thereal8ball35]

The universe is fucking me and thats just part of it at this stage.

[د @trhxianl]

nothing short of dismantling it will do

[Mike𖤐 @thereal8ball35]

This would work on me

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

An Uber Eats driver has gone viral for including her feet in delivery photos to get bigger tips from customers

[Mike𖤐 @thereal8ball35]

@wobblymami Great, but how was the bender

[Mike𖤐 @thereal8ball35]

Gang

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws1]

⚡️🇵🇰🇮🇱JUST IN: Despite requests, Israeli journalists and media teams were reportedly unable to enter Pakistan to cover U.S.–Iran talks in Islamabad, reflecting Pakistan’s longstanding policy of not recognizing Israel and having no diplomatic ties.

[space cowboy @Flawless_Cowboi]

can I have a thousand dollars

[Mike𖤐 @thereal8ball35]

Dumb bitch, threatening to kill 100 million people is also a fucking crime.

[Brooke Goldstein @GoldsteinBrooke]

Using children as human shields is a war crime. Full stop. The Islamic Republic of Iran is not just recruiting 12 year olds to die as child soldiers, they are now forcing children to stand in front of targets in Iran to “save” them!

Under international law, this is a grave breach. It triggers criminal liability. There is no gray area here. A regime that turns children into shields is not protecting its people. It is sacrificing them.

We have seen this before. During the Iran–Iraq War, children were sent across minefields as human mine finders, given “keys to heaven” and told martyrdom was their destiny.

This is the problem of Islamist ideology. It glorifies martyrdom and weaponizes children. It is the same dynamic I documented in Jenin in my film The Making of a Martyr. It is the same in Iran today.

This is what they export. Child abuse and murder.

[Mike𖤐 @thereal8ball35]

What the fuck is this country. I fucking hate this, bomb the shit out of us. PLEASE EMD OUR SHIT. This is a hellhole run by a pedophile.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

being alive has always had the same feeling as being trapped. ever since i was little i just wanted to escape. no home felt like home no place felt safe nowhere did i felt understood. i think i have spent my entire life trying to run away

[cee @1ovesickkk]

what doesnt kill you makes you wish it did because now you lost that spark in your eyes and dont know who you are anymore

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

ADHD is not being able to clean your own kitchen for 6 days but volunteering at a community event for 6 hours on a Saturday because other people's needs activate your brain in ways your own needs don't.